I haven’t always been a sexy internet celebrity. I got my start as a calendar hunk dressed as a sexy fireman or a sexy doctor. And one time as a sexy Indian chief. Later I won a Nobel prize for my smile and starred on Days as tennis pro Matt Phoenix, so I know a thing or two about what’s hot. And Mischa Bartons legs are fuckin hot. Wait, no … not "hot". Disgusting. Which reminds me, sorry about the late posting today. Thanks to a weak gag reflex it took me two hours to even edit these pictures. I have a poster with a monkey in a boat and it says "Gone Fishin!". And the monkey has a little hat with fishing lures on it and a little vest and a fishing pole. And its hotter than Mischa Barton.
Why are her legs so nasty when she is so skinny?
make it stop mommy!
Well, don’t expect much from a broad who thinks that dressing like Alex from “A Clockwork Orange” is the height of fashion…
I like my cottage cheese with mandarin oranges. Yummm!
Yes, I’ll have the gangrene please.
I still would.
Who the fuck is Mischa Bartons?
She probably sat on a metal bench that did that. Check her again later.
She looks like she doesn’t work out much. You can be skinny and have alot of cellulite. Gotta run that stuff off.
Uuuuuuuugh holy shit! I saw a picture of her cellulite getting out of a limo on here a while back but thought it must be a camera trick, but this is certainly the real deal. How unfortunate. She was always the least hot chick on that show, her mom was 10x the piece of ass she was, but this is unreal. Good thing she took a break to concentrate on her acting career. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ACTING CAREER!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!!
http://www.americanlegends.blogspot. com
Here’s a blog thread that talks about her cellulite. However, it also shows her sitting on a chair that can cause some of that (scroll to the bottom for that pic)
http://www.mischanews.com/category/oops-moments/
Paul please die.
Start the dread.
Her ass looks lousy too
And Paul, please take whatever Anna Nicole was having
Yeah, she is pale, stick thin, riddled with cellulite, has terrible fashion sense and likes to go out with dudes that look like ugly girls. Useless bitch.
I agree
Why is she wearing lederhosen? And those truly are some of the nastiest legs, famous or not.
But really why is she wearing lederhosen?
I thought that Mischanews site was a joke until I checked on it. Well it IS a joke, but it’s real. So I guess she IS a celebrity, even though most people have NO idea who she is. Whatever happened to REAL celebrities like Tiffani Amber Thiessen? Or Randolph Mantooth? Or Bo Derek? Or that guy who played Goober on the Andy Griffith show? Now THOSE were larger than life.