ITS ABOUT DAMN TIME

By brendon February 27, 2007 @ 3:58 AM

Jennifer Love Hewitt finally did something sexy last night (although probably by accident) by appearing at an Academy Awards after party in a dress that shows off her kick ass rack.   I don't know if she's just stuck up or what but she almost never wears anything this low-cut.  God, she's so annoying and yet so stacked.  It's a real paradox.  And also a complete waste.  She's like Jessica Simpson, except for worse in every way.  Or maybe that's because I think I actually have a chance to sleep with Jessica Simpson.   You'll know if I ever do because after I'm done you’ll see me running down the street, jumping and cheering.  Then you'll see me hitting a home run, then planting a flag on a mountain top, then raising a trophy over my head at the big race.  I'm amazing!

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  1. audioholic 02/27/2007 04:31

    Now I understand why she doesn’t want to go topless on film. Her nips prolly point in opposite directions. I would love to think they are real but my penis is saying they are not.

  2. pepsiaftertaste 02/27/2007 04:34

    when a hot chick like her keeps up all the innocent non-nudity crap it can only mean one thing.

    She loves ass to mouth sex.

    with dogs.

  3. BarbadoSlim 02/27/2007 04:36

    I’ve got just the right footlong to put between those buns. Got it right here.

  4. Jack 02/27/2007 05:06

    Huzzah! The titties are back! Now if she’d just show us what she’s done with that ass….

  5. Jessie 02/27/2007 05:24

    Rack is awesome, yet the face is fug. My nether-region is confused.

  6. JustAgirl 02/27/2007 05:46

    I actually like her face. I think she looks sexy in every way.

  7. JohnDoe 02/27/2007 06:02

    Jessie WTF? are you blind shes fuckin’ hot!….Give her another year or two after her show gets canceled and she will be in Playboy hoooray!!!

  8. djprimak 02/27/2007 06:57

    Jessie – they have a new pill to help with the symptoms of down syndrome.

  9. potato 02/27/2007 07:00

    Nice. Like two Britney’s wrestling under a blanket.

  10. Juan 02/27/2007 07:21

    I’d hit it. And in the good way.

  11. Lisa 02/27/2007 07:32

    Agree with Jessie. This girl makes Anniston look gorgeous, and that’s saying something! She needs a bag over the head for sure. Nice body, pity about the face.

  12. Shafty 02/27/2007 07:33

    That 2nd pic. Jesus christ- those things are incredible. WTF are the Jessica Beil pics.

  13. JoeStalin 02/27/2007 07:39

    Sweet baby Jesus I can’t look away! I knew there was a reason I suffer through the Ghost Whisperer every week.

  14. the joe 02/27/2007 08:08

    Am I the only one that spotted the camel toe armpit this girl sports in the second picture? Yes boobs are cool but I see this picture and can’t help but get a visual of Hewitt mugging some poor 12 year old girl of her vagina and running off clutching the loot under her arm. That’d make for an interesting “gone missing” milk carton update.

  15. elvis 02/27/2007 08:24

    It is about damn time, let those puppies breathe GIRL!

  16. brian03 02/27/2007 08:45

    I don’t get how people can call her Fug then tell me how hot that pale, shitty skined, off colored piece of Osprey shit Angelina Jolie is? What the fuck!

  17. sheepsteeth 02/27/2007 08:45

    So are people still saying that there fake? Holy shit batman, who gives a fuck.

  18. MikeRamrod 02/27/2007 08:58

    Rack-Tastic!!!

  19. Ryan13 02/27/2007 09:02

    Yeah.

  20. Willie Beamin 02/27/2007 09:23

    I would play the motorboat!!

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