ITS ABOUT DAMN TIME

Jennifer Love Hewitt finally did something sexy last night (although probably by accident) by appearing at an Academy Awards after party in a dress that shows off her kick ass rack.   I don't know if she's just stuck up or what but she almost never wears anything this low-cut.  God, she's so annoying and yet so stacked.  It's a real paradox.  And also a complete waste.  She's like Jessica Simpson, except for worse in every way.  Or maybe that's because I think I actually have a chance to sleep with Jessica Simpson.   You'll know if I ever do because after I'm done you’ll see me running down the street, jumping and cheering.  Then you'll see me hitting a home run, then planting a flag on a mountain top, then raising a trophy over my head at the big race.  I'm amazing!