JORDAN BRATMAN IS A SORCERER

Christina Aguilera says she has no problem walking around the house naked when home alone with husband Jordan Bratman.  In fact, they even have an entire day devoted to it.  CNN says:
"We claim ourselves to be the coziest couple ever. We have something called 'naked Sundays,' " Aguilera tells Ellen DeGeneres in an interview set to air Wednesday … “You have to keep marriage alive, spice it up," says Aguilera. So the couple stays in on Sundays, she says. "We do everything naked. We cook naked."  "You cook naked?" asks DeGeneres.  Aguilera replies: "Yeah, we cook naked."  "Nothing with grease -- that could splatter," says DeGeneres.  "Well, unless you want the grease," Aguilera replies.

I would normally make fun of Jordan Bratman here and point out how amazingly out of his league he is, but he's clearly some kind of wizard, since that's the only rational explanation for him punching this kind of kitty.  And also because one time I tried to shoot him because I was jealous but when I whipped my gun out he turned it into a bouquet of flowers.  And then he turned me into a little piggy.  True story!



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