02.08.2007 KIM KARDASHIAN WANTS TO STOP THE TAPE

Attorneys for Kim Kardashian plan to take legal action to prevent the release of a homemade sex tape featuring Kardashian and her ex-boyfriend, singer Ray J.  Kardashian, 26, insists she has "nothing to do" with the tapes being made public.  US weekly says:

… (she is) "hurt and embarrassed" about the prospect of the tape being made public. She added that she will be issuing a statement about developments to prevent a planned DVD release. She plans to take legal action as soon as today.

Yeah good luck. I tried to stop the release of the tape showing me practicing my light saber moves and you saw how that worked out.  "Star Wars Kid"?  Whatever.  They were just jealous because I was so awesome.  They'd never seen such speed.  They wish they had a checkered shirt and snug fit pants.  Just you wait, one day, in an age of conflict, in a world if uncertainty, a hero will rise…



(80) Comments

  1. elvis 02/08/2007 14:03

    Obviously! Rule 1 in releasing a sex tape handbook is to immediatly demand it be taken down, this will only drive sales, and views and revenue up.

  2. perfectcircle 02/08/2007 14:05

    This is all bullshit. If you don’t want this stuff released don’t video tape it. For god sake you moron! I’m tired of these motherfucker semi-famous to famous people and their motherfucker tapes of sex and such in the motherfucker States. Gosh!

  3. TheUnoriginalJamesWankerPerson 02/08/2007 14:07

    fucking selfish. These people are so private about their lives, they might as well live in a darkened room with no windows for the rest of their lives.

  4. 02/08/2007 14:09

    That’s Hot.

  5. Dorian 02/08/2007 14:10

    Hey, perfectcircle. You got the quote wrong. It’s “I’m sick and tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane.” I just want to bite her bottom lip. And maybe she can surprise me by biting something else? Peace.

  6. Laylo 02/08/2007 14:10

    mmm…tits!

  7. Jadine 02/08/2007 14:11

    I agree with perfectcircle. And besides… everyone knows… if you ARE gonna film yourself sexing, you’re suppose to film it. Watch it once… and destroy it. Famous or not… thats the rule. There’s no “I’ll keep a copy.” Because even if you’re not famous and it never gets out… no one wants their creepy ass ex watching a tape of your naked booty.

  8. slip 02/08/2007 14:11

    wow i can’t imagine why she would want to do this.

  9. Juan 02/08/2007 14:11

    Elvis, you probably got it right–sales weren’t too good, so they’re trying to hype them up. “Buy it now, it won’t be available for long!” And you know, it might have worked, except my cheapness trumps my hornyness. Ask any of the women I’ve dated. If you’re too good to eat at Denny’s, you’re too high-class for me.

  10. El Fucko Face o 02/08/2007 14:13

    Doesn’t she realize how famous she’s going to be once the world see’s her drinking black man pee? There’s no telling how high your star can rise Ms. Kardash- I mean, Ms. President!

  11. sheepsteeth 02/08/2007 14:23

    Well I can’t wait. It beat’s the shit out of watching the racist whore’s “leaked” video’s.

  12. El Fucko Face o 02/08/2007 14:23

    Should have been “sees” not “see’s”. Brain…cells…being..destroyed..by..celebrities….

  13. edru 02/08/2007 14:26

    why isnt anyone freeze framing the shot of her ass, jesus its perfect.

  14. Johnny Wad 02/08/2007 14:28

    get the fuck out of here! this has to be the most blatant publicity stunt i’ve ever heard of. i recommend a boycott on the grounds of this idiot-slut’s stupidity.

  15. Johnny Wad 02/08/2007 14:29

    she has a fat ass too.

  16. Blogthis 02/08/2007 14:30

    What part of “This will make you tons of $$$” can’t she comprehend?

  17. Tennessee Tuxedo 02/08/2007 14:33

    You can’t get the sperm back in the penis. Its gonna get out.

  18. Jim 02/08/2007 14:35

    edru and johnny wad have it right….the focus of this story should be on that perfect, fat ass of hers. i cant wait to see this shit. i dont think ill pay 25 bucks for it, but ill definitely give it a look-see.

  19. Conal 02/08/2007 14:36

    Expect it to be released as advertised. Vivid isn’t some low-budget company that would let this idiot whore outsmart them with legal wrangling. This thing will be released and torrents will be all over the intertubes the same day. Free pr0n ftw!

  20. cizzle 02/08/2007 14:37

    Well she must be a celeb now. She has gone from Kim Kasomething to Kim Kardashian on this blog.

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