KIM KASOMETHING SEX TAPE UPDATE

The sex tape that didn’t exist and if it did certainly wasn’t for sale has been sold to Vivid Entertainment and will be on the market February 28.  Kim Kardashian (Paris Hiltons latest accessory) repeatedly denied any involvement in the sale of a sex tape made with ex-boyfriend Ray J (brother of singer/murderer Brandy), but AVN will announce later today that Vivid has reached an agreement with all parties involved to market and sell the tape under the name "Kim Kardashian Superstar" and a website named kimksuperstar.com (which for now just re-directs you to Vivids website).    TMZ says:

"… the sex tape … features certain explicit water sports as well as other raunchy activities."

It's certainly better that kids today learn to pee on their lover by watching a tape like this than in some back alley or at a high school party, so you could definitely make the case that Kim is a hero.  A golden shower is a powder keg of danger, and a wily vet like Kim could probably help avoid some common mistakes.  How do I keep my balance?  Do I swallow the urine?  When do I donkey punch my lover?   This is a rare glimpse into peeing on your girlfriend in a natural setting, and scientists who have seen the tape say they learned more about degrading their lover in these 30 seconds then they have in the last 10 years.

UPDATE – kimksuperstar.com is now up and has a very very very NSFW trailer HERE. 

SEXY SECOND UPDATE – if anyone needs to download the trailer because they cant log on to vivids site for some reason, you can download it HERE.