The Sun UK says that Lindsay Lohan officially left rehab last Friday and - brace yourself - immediately went out clubbing. Lohan checked out of the Wonderland Center after completing a 30-day stay and spent her first night free by partying till 4am at Winston's in Hollywood. Then she spent Saturday night until the early hours at hot-spot Teddys in West LA. Lindsays publicist says:
"Lindsay has finished her stay at Wonderland and will continue the program as an outpatient.”
This is now borderline insulting. Lindsay clearly didn't go to rehab and she obviously hasn't changed a bit, so why even pretend otherwise. You might as well tell me she's an Olympic champion or invented the panda bear. She was supposed to stay for 30 days but she left damn near every single day, and now we're supposed to believe she's sober. Whatever. I've spent more time than that at Disneyland. According to Lindsays logic, that makes me Tigger.
*bounce, bounce, bounce - weeee!*
First again??
Hosebag.
The Great Speckled Boob flys high as The American Bald Dumbass lays low.
Nice. Breast.
She looks like a retarded vampire… a retarded vampire with a drinking problem.
oh thank goodness we don’t have to witness anymore drunken stupors by miss lohan! congrats to her!
Blowhan’s fallen off the radar compared to Paris with her racist rants and Britney with her entire laundry list starting with her breakdown and bald head.
She’ll have to be caught engaging in beastiality.
I think Lindsay’s got a glass eye, or two.
As a great man once said. “Can’t cure stupid!”.
This is perfect. Britney melting down, Lindsay’s out of rehab, Paris is getting hosed by the ‘Girls Gone Wild’ guy and has her shit all over the intarweb….does it get any better than this? I’d love to see LiLo hitting the same hairdresser and the same tattoo parlour as Brits whhile equally strung out on coke…uh…sorry…red bull….
How long before she shaves her head?
She is looking great!
shaving your head has been done already. she needs to be new an original in her attempt to ruin her self. im guessing she’ll grow a beard.
Doctress, you don’t think LiLo would COPY Britney, do you? She’s going to do something SO outrageous and original that Britney and Paris will turn green with envy. Not sure what…possibly capture Bin Laden, have Tom Brady’s baby out of wedlock (oops, that’s already been done) or (my favorite) have a videotape “leaked” that shows her and Rosie O’Donnell engaging in strap-on Sapphic bliss. Mark my words! The oracle (the Greek kind, not the computer kind) has spoken!
Let’s give her the benefit of the doubt. She wasn’t out drinking, she was out looking to satisfy her other craving. The craving for the cock.
Wait a minute–I’M the one who invented the panda bear. Don’t steal my thunder, Brendon!
I would wreck that chick.
She’s hot with clothes on.
i wanna see her tits. she might be dumb, she might be diseased, and she might be a spoiled, fall-down drunk…..but i’d love to nail her.
She looks like a modern-day Elvira in that pic. It would be cool if she rode around in a stretch hearse to add to the effect.