NELLY INVOLVED WITH NBA GUNFIGHT

Las Vegas police are investigating a shooting at a strip club that was hosting a post NBA All-Star Game party.  Several celebrities were in attendance including rapper Nelly.  Eyewitnesses say a fight broke out after the celebrities threw thousands of dollar bills onto the strip club stage just before 5am this morning.  According to police, the club's security escorted everyone outside.  Minutes later there were five gunshots.  Police say three people have been shot, two are in critical condition.  Police are also investigating a shooting inside the parking garage at the MGM Grand that took place just before 4am and is thought to be related to the All Star Game.  One person was shot in the hip and is expected to recover.   Las Vegas police are reporting 300 people involved in NBA related festivities have been arrested since Thursday.  Police also say it's about god dammed time rappers and dudes from the NBA went to a gun range and got a little practice.  3 people shot with 5 bullets is like the best percentage ever recorded for a rap star gunfight.  Normally they couldn't hit the Statue of Liberty if you gave them an AK-47 and 6 hours.  This shooter shouldn't be arrested, he should be  immortalized.  The mayor should give him the key to the city on the stairs of a courthouse or put his picture on a coin. 

(the pictures are Christina at halftime of the all-star game)