02.28.2007 NO FREAKIN WAY

The Drudge Report is running a developing story right now saying that preliminary findings indicate that Ann Nicole Smith died of pneumonia.  Pneumonia, of course, is a lung infection that can be caused by different types of germs, most commonly viruses.  It is generally treatable but sometimes fatal, killing roughly 2 million people a year, worldwide.  It would be unusual for someone in good health with access to proper medical care to die of pneumonia, unless there were other factors involved, such as a weakened immune system.  Or at least that’s what those fatcats in DC would like you to believe.  I think its obvious that Anna knew too much.  This one goes to the highest levels, man.

UPDATE - umm, okay, so apparently Drudge was quoting the National Enquirer.  In other words, never mind.  For what its worth, the mag says: "Sources very close to the death investigation told The ENQUIRER that the prescription drugs masked the seriousness of her pneumonia. Anna Nicole had previously been hospitalized for pneumonia in the Bahamas after her son died.  This time, the painkillers Anna Nicole was taking masked her symptoms and quickened the deadly effects of the pneumonia."  



(47) Comments

  1. Hater 02/28/2007 11:08

    No fucking way

  2. JC 02/28/2007 11:12

    The Kennedys silence another innocent beauty. When will they finally be stopped?

  3. nineinchmale 02/28/2007 11:13

    I’m so fucking tired of hearing about this dumb corpse. She was worthless when she was alive, so she’s definitely not anymore interesting now.

  4. carlos 02/28/2007 11:14

    y esa peda?

  5. bryce 02/28/2007 11:16

    The Enquirer went on to state that the love child of Elvis and Aliens from Alpha Centuri was the one responsible for injecting her with pneumonia.

  6. Tennessee Tuxedo 02/28/2007 11:17

    Welcome disease day on WWTDD! Next up, yeast infections!

  7. Tennessee Tuxedo 02/28/2007 11:18

    Which reminds me. Why does God give women yeast infections?

  8. Tennessee Tuxedo 02/28/2007 11:19

    So they know what its like to live with an irritable cunt.

  9. Aaron 02/28/2007 11:19

    People, this is serious. Pneumonia will TAKE YOU OUT. It took me right out of the 3rd grade spelling bee. “P… N… U… DAMMIT, KENNY!!!”

  10. Ryan13 02/28/2007 11:20

    That picture should be the way she’s remembered. That should be engraved on her tombstone, complete with the pitcher and ice.

  11. Chunk Norris 02/28/2007 11:24

    “what, is that like finding jesus or something?”

  12. Doctress Leisa 02/28/2007 11:24

    First her son, now her? And all that is left is a baby that can’t fight for her fortune? Something is foul in the state of Denmark, my friends.

  13. Beef 02/28/2007 11:27

    Is Elton John going to update “Candle in the Wind” for her? “Goodbye Vickie Lynn” This needs lyrics….

  14. Scoob 02/28/2007 11:30

    instead of “no freakin way”… how about “who freakin cares”

    must be a slow day

  15. Juan 02/28/2007 11:37

    This story was slightly incomplete. I believe she had the “ROCKING pneumonia” possibly complicated by the “boogie woogie flu.”

  16. El Fucko Face o 02/28/2007 11:39

    But she’s still dead, right? That’s the important thing.

  17. Juan 02/28/2007 11:40

    The photo caption should be “Excuse me while I kiss the sky…er kiss the floor.”

  18. sheepsteeth 02/28/2007 11:41

    She’s dead. who cares what of?? How many people are claiming to be the father now??? now that’s entertainment .Let the battle’s commence.

  19. djprimak 02/28/2007 11:55

    11:39, funny.

  20. Anthony 02/28/2007 12:05

    That is a great photo of Anna. Doctress’s 11:24 post reminds me of a line: “Something is rotten in the state of Denmark and it aint the fucking cheese” What’s that from? It’s going to bug me all day if i can’t find out.

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