The New York Daily News has the laziest blind item ever considering that Paris Hilton was online everywhere last week in home movies practically bragging about her racism. Gatecrasher says:
“Which celebutard whose racist language has recently been back in the news, thanks to the Internet, has developed a code word for her bigotry? She now refers to African-Americans as "Lolas."
So, should black people should be insulted or perplexed. Lolas? What the hell does that even mean? Other than that fact the Paris Hilton is a racist retard. She better use her millions to have every rock removed from the streets of LA because if there's ever one around when I see her I'm throwin it at her ass. She better realize that there’s nothing but hair spray and thin bone separating my rock from her brain. So, Paris, if you're ever walking down the street and you suddenly feel a pop and then you’re dizzy and then you notice that you’re bleeding, hey, look, over here! It's me! From that website! Hi!
KURT ANGLE
Can’t believe that in our todyas world celebs like that are still BIG TIME. Seems that saying some dumb racist slurs, is cool now and tolerated.
But I agree with the webiste guy. I give her a solid stone cold fist for these actions. Later I tend to scat on her face and put it on YouTube.
I am ticked about the racism…but I am more ticked about the same pose everytime. Does she think that pose is hot?
I have a penis it is short and stout. If I play with it for 30seconds it will spout. On my penis it is so damn small I wonder if my new tweezers will allow me to blow.
Ahahaha….great post. Mr. Blogger rules.
Mild racism (i.e., a few names here and there) is the new celeb transgressiveness. Makes you seem edgy and slightly culturally dangerous. What other transgressiveness is available when you are a coked up, shopped-out, walking sperm donation centre? Speaking of sperm, is it really the case that Paris Hilton hasn’t fucked a visible minority? I find that hard to believe.
“Lola” may be Paris’s clever, obscure reference to Lola Falana. I think she developed it after her earlier attempts (Mammy Two-Shoes, Aunt Jemima, Uncle Ben, Mrs Butterworth, the Cream of Wheat Man) all failed.
lionel ritchie is gonna clothesline that bitch before drinking two forties, one for the past and one for the future. and he’ll pour some out for all his “lolas” he lost in the struggle.
Silly Brendon. Throwing a rock at Paris Hilton with the intention of hitting her brain makes about as much sense as running around with a butterfly net in a vain attempt to catch the tooth fairy.
thor—brandon davis has a jewish parent and he and paris use to fuck back in the day. but you could never pick up on his “jewy-ness” due to the large amounts of olive oil that oooze from his pores.
ahhhhh, paris may be more clever than we thought. “lola” in spanish is short for “dolores” which means “pain” (according to wikipedia.
Somewhere Michael Richards is going “Whaaaaat???”
Brendon, if you throw a rock at Paris Hilton and cause fatal damage, I will marry you.
Yeah, not a court in the land would covict anyone who throws rocks at Paris. I am a Supreme Court judge, so I know these things… Do it!
Didn’t the guy mention something about filling her vag with cement a while back? Is that still an option? And if there’s any left (doubt it) we can put some in her mouth, too. I mean, she’s put everyting else in there besides cement, might as well.
Can we please never let this stupidity she parades around procreate. She’s beyond stupid…
I have developed a new code word for vapid, retarded, skanky celebutantes–I call them “Hiltons”.
But if she’d said black people are “articulate and bright and clean and … nice looking,” why, even Democrats wouldn’t have a problem with that!
On a related note, boy am I glad I didn’t spend $39.95 to subscribe to the parishiltonstrashcanexposed.com website, now that her “lawyers” shut it down (once she had enough publicity from it, I guess). Paris should hire the genius who handles Tara Conner, except Paris probably wouldn’t be smart enough to remember what they told her to say.