02.07.2007 TERI HATCHER IS DECEPTIVE

Despite having admitted to it before, Teri Hatcher has now come out and denied ever having had plastic surgery or using  Botox and she calls the rumors the she reads about herself on the internet "hurtful."  Teri says:

"I don't use Botox or Restylane and I've never had any surgery, no matter what you've read.  That's the one downside to fame - on any one day you can find loads of hideously mean things said about you online.  (My friend) keeps threatening to put these computer child locks on my computer so I can't torture myself. It hurts, you know?"

Teri Hatcher must not think very much of us, because it only takes an instant to find dozens of pictures of her where he face is as stiff as a necrophiliac’s date (like here for example).  She either has tons of botox or she sleeps in the freezer.  I can't even imagine how they get her to look remotely human on that TV show.  They must have a shaman for a makeup artist.  I'll bet you a hundred dollars she has a pentagram carved in her chest.

(36) Comments

  1. bart 02/08/2007 09:40

    is what??

  2. Beef 02/08/2007 10:04

    Bart, she’s dcepteive. Can’t you read?

  3. bryce 02/08/2007 10:04

    Poor Teri Hatcher… No, wait. KILL IT!!!!

  4. Lisa04 02/08/2007 10:05

    She’s barely famous, next.

  5. Anthony 02/08/2007 10:12

    Maybe she’s got the bends.

  6. Ben 02/08/2007 10:16

    Teri’s still hotter than that dirty little mouseketeer Britney/Xtina. Z, I was sleeping when you posted. Normally I love your posts (You left out The Specials)…my point was none of those bands never sold albums until my sweet precious Gwen came along. None of this is funny, though. Tits

  7. The Duchess 02/08/2007 10:17

    I can’t help feeling sorry for all these women–and men–who feel forced to do this. It is sad that in the US you are simply not allowed to look old.

  8. Thundercleese 02/08/2007 10:17

    I’d love to push her down a flight of stairs.

  9. Juan 02/08/2007 10:20

    “I don’t use Botox or Restylane and I’ve never had any surgery” she said, adding “Can’t you tell?! I’m freaking hideous! If I had surgery or used Botox maybe I wouldn’t scare little children on the street when I leave my house.” She also said, “the way I look can be blamed on recreational drugs, the ghosts that inhabit my house and scare me all the time and of course, the filthy paparazzi.”

  10. Ben 02/08/2007 10:21

    Teri…it will all be ok, people love you. you look so tense…I know what you need. let me just give you a little back massage…oh, you are tense. just relax…there you go. I know it hurts a little, it’s supposed to…no no my finger in your ass will help……….splooooge, oh shit, still out of kleenex.

  11. PollyAnna 02/08/2007 10:23

    What’s disturbing is that in some of those she looks her age. I see wrinkles, underneath all the makeup, but she looks almost normal. Then in some other pictures she looks like a male impersonator of herself. Very Scary.

  12. Huge Taco Man 02/08/2007 10:37

    Dear Teri, you are starting to look like Michael Jackson… please try looking like you did when you played Lois.

  13. Robert_Paulson 02/08/2007 10:38

    Using the term Restylane in a statement about not having plastic surgery is like a dope smoker calling pot buds. It kind of gives it away. Normal people stop at Botox.

  14. Robert_Paulson 02/08/2007 10:41

    she said “It hurts you know”…. What? Of course it hurts you are paid millions of dollars to pretend to act. If it doesn’t hurt then you don’t deserve the money. Now shut up and dance you freakish little robot puppet!!!

  15. LoRider 02/08/2007 10:51

    She was Selma Hayek hot back in the day, but that day soon turned to night and into winter. This is the problem with women in Hollywood - they start out naturally beautiful (most of them, anyway) but then they get trainers and start eating like birds and then they get all hard and stringy and their skin gets all tight and shiny and by the time they are 40 they look like Teri Hatcher. Too bad. Whatever Kelli Preston did, all women should do cuz she’s knock-down gorgeous.

  16. Ben 02/08/2007 10:51

    It must be so tough to be in the public eye….boo hoo hoo, cry me a fuckin river….oh, sorry Teri I didn’t see you there. I’ll be back in in just a moment, dear. what’s that…yes you must wear the bag…it’s more exciting for both of us that way….

  17. K-licious 02/08/2007 10:54

    I’m on team Teri. If I spent a ton of money on plastic surgergy and still looked like a tranny, I’d deny that shit too.

  18. K-licious 02/08/2007 10:55

    That’s surgery. Too many cups of coffee makes my fingers all trembly…

  19. Ben 02/08/2007 10:59

    All you young Hollywood starlets–don’t listen to LoRider. I’m pretty sure he’s Mexican and everyone knowns they don’t help box office receipts (they actual hurt them!). So please, stop over eating (1 meal a day is excessive) and at least 3 hours of your day should be devoted to abs and butt, otherwise no one will want to see your cooter when you get out of the limo. FYI, appetite supressants (or coke) are very helpful.

  20. The_Doctor 02/08/2007 11:00

    I personally find it hard to imagine the smoking hot piece of ass she used to be back in the superman and james bond days. I used to be able to bang one off no problem to those slim toned legs in those silky tights….and that was just superman.

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