Since the dawn of time man has wondered if Kirsten Dunst could get any fuglier, and it turns out, yes, yes she can. And she proved it last night at the Academy Awards while wearing her hair up and some absolute mess of a dress. It looks like it was made from the scraps of 5 other prettier dresses. There’s not one section of this dress that matches the section immediately beneath it. How arrogant do you have to be to wear your hair up when you have a face like this. Not only should she wear her hair down to hide those dead lifeless eyes and disgusting pebble teeth, but she should grow her bangs until theyre about four feet long, and just walk backwards in the mean time.