Since the dawn of time man has wondered if Kirsten Dunst could get any fuglier, and it turns out, yes, yes she can. And she proved it last night at the Academy Awards while wearing her hair up and some absolute mess of a dress. It looks like it was made from the scraps of 5 other prettier dresses. There’s not one section of this dress that matches the section immediately beneath it. How arrogant do you have to be to wear your hair up when you have a face like this. Not only should she wear her hair down to hide those dead lifeless eyes and disgusting pebble teeth, but she should grow her bangs until theyre about four feet long, and just walk backwards in the mean time.
My wife told me a while ago that Snaggletooth had defintely had some work done on her face, and now we have proof. Yikes!
It lives, it breathes, it stalks the Earth by night…
HAHAHA! FIRST, BITCHES!!! SO FUCK ALL OF YOU! HAHAHAHA– er, sorry . . .
she looks groovy. in a curdled mess kinda way. why are you tourturing us today? where are the hotties, the slips, the post award party updates? and don’t give us that you are sick - you nancy-boy.
You can defintely see the facial work in the banner pic — looks like cheek and chin jobs. Christ, why didn’t anyone tell her that plastic surgery is supposed to make you look BETTER?
Enough with the ugly bitches. Do you not have access to pics of the handful of attracive women in attendance last night? Oh wait, I get it. You had the burning desire to rag on Kirsten Dunst. Again. Fair enough.
Once upon a time I thought Kirsten was cute. Once upon a time I roamed the streets of my hometown at night and pretended to be Daredevil.
Im gonna have to second that, Ryan.
Jesus Horatio Christ, what is this fucking stupid obsession with being “first”? No one gives a shit if you’re first–in fact, we think it makes you look like a retard. Say something relevant to the thread or shut the hell up. PS–reggid, I know you were joking–this is for all of the idiots who try to post first and mean it.
Kirsten Dunst, Cameron Diaz, and Gywnneth Paltrow? All in one show? You got the Trifeca of Fug right there. Thank god for hotties like Ellen and Celine Dion, otherwise my penis would be demanding 4 hours of his life back.
God, I love you. She is so NASTY. And she didn’t wear a BRA again. WTS?! If your boobs hang down to your waist, WEAR A BRA! I have nothing against your boobs hanging down, btw, just… find something to hold them up in public. Or at least the Oscars. You know?!
fIRST?
Can we get some Jessica Biel Up in here. She looked good yesterday with the exception of her fried ass hair. She was wearing no bra
oh doc shut the hell up who cares. u sound just as dumb as anyone saying first.
No, wait, he’s submitted a form … it’s got writing on it … its a request for 4 hours of his life back.
Huge Taco Man = Dial Up Internet
Ah the return of Dr. Sunkenchest. Honestly, Brenden’s ruthless destruction of Chicklet-teeth is what got me hooked on WWTDD.
I never could understand this almost pathological dislike of KD. Personally, I think she
Slip 16:24–I am entitled to my opinion. That doesn’t make me dumb. Posting “FIRST! LOL!” sounds dumb, as it contributes nothing and wastes space. And btw, who the fuck cares WHAT you think?
Man, you critique of her outfit and bangs sounds like some “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy” shit. You wouldn’t think a guy that lifts weights would be gay. Weird.