02.20.2007 THIS IS GOING WELL

Friends of Tom Brady are apparently not happy that the New York Post announced to the world that his ex gf was three months pregnant.  They say Bridget Moynahan knew a story was on its way but did not warn Brady that their personal life was about to hit the tabloids.  A source says:

"Bridget didn't even bother to tell him she was going to go public with this … (she) may have gotten pregnant on purpose. She is 36, wanted a baby, and Tom was dumping her. It's a little suspicious."

A rep for Moynahan says their only role here was confirming a known story.  They also say Brady was notified of the upcoming story.  And in response to the inference that Bridget has acted unseemly, a source says:

"Please. They dated for three years and they broke up in December - right around the time he found out she was pregnant and he immediately started dating Gisele Bundchen. Who's the gross one here?"

Actually the gross one here is Gisele, who isn’t even close to being as pretty as Bridget Moynahan.  Of course I rank women according to weight, and Giselle weighs at least 3 pounds more that Bridget.  Fat bitch.

(42) Comments

  1. Huge Taco Man 02/20/2007 11:11

    Pay up Tom Brady, you cock. It’s the least you could do after ruining a hot chick for everyone.

  2. Angela 02/20/2007 11:11

    Wow they must have known pretty fucking early that she was pregnant. I think they’re both pathetic selfish people.

  3. Tennessee Tuxedo 02/20/2007 11:12

    Who would’ve thunk Tom Brady would be the new Matt Leinhert?

  4. Juan 02/20/2007 11:13

    Darn, if I had known she just wanted to get pregnant, I’d have thrown her a quick one. You know, out of pity.

  5. Tennessee Tuxedo 02/20/2007 11:13

    Hmmm… I wonder if Tom broke up with her because she wouldn’t - or because he wanted her to - get an abortion?

  6. Juan 02/20/2007 11:14

    Or she could have asked K-Fed. He could get her pregnant over the phone.

  7. T-bird 02/20/2007 11:14

    this caveman is ridiculous and stupid. did he really think no one would notice she was pregnant and do the math? hey captain cranium, how about you not leave your sperm in a woman’s slit, then you don’t have to worry about getting caught in the trap.

  8. Joe 02/20/2007 11:15

    Hey Brady, the Devil called and said your soul was only worth 3 Super Bowls and ONE hottie…..greedy bastard!

  9. Alan 02/20/2007 11:16

    I’d hit it. And squeeze it. And give it a light slap. And pour syrup on it. And take pics of it.

  10. Pickford 02/20/2007 11:17

    Said friends of Brady are claiming it was a trap, not Brady himself. I couldn’t care less who he knocks up, just keep playing well and I am happy.

  11. Juan 02/20/2007 11:18

    The difficult thing for me to believe is that these two people had sex outside of the holy bonds of matrimony. Sinners!

  12. bryce 02/20/2007 11:23

    When super-hot chicks demand my hot cum I always scream “It’s a TRAP!” then run away. Just like how my mamma told me…

  13. T-bird 02/20/2007 11:29

    wow, brady is jumping from the skillet into the fire going from bridgette to gisele. everybody knows that gisele dumped leo cause he wouldn’t propose after 4.5 years of dating. it’s just a matter of time before gisele gets her own little “security baby”. In about 18 months Brady’s loose-lipped friends will be running to report to the tabloids that gisele is nearly 2, wanted a baby, and Brady was dumping her.

  14. T-bird 02/20/2007 11:30

    i meant “nearly 28″. if she were really 2 then pedophilia would be COMPLETELY understandable.

  15. Huge Taco Man 02/20/2007 11:42

    Now THAT would be a story!

  16. LuluJ 02/20/2007 11:43

    T-Bird, “captain cranium!?” fertilize my eggs, please good sir!

  17. El Fucko Face o 02/20/2007 11:47

    She was a pretty one. Too bad now she’s going to get all stretched out and ruined by the tragedy of childbirth.

  18. Mr Submissive 02/20/2007 11:54

    I agree

  19. Blogthis 02/20/2007 12:14

    At least we know who real father is….or do we???

  20. KJ 02/20/2007 12:20

    Tom Brady’s one sexy son of a bitch. He can do whatever fuck he wants.

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