02.09.2007 WAS IT DRUGS?

Numerous sources at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino have told Us.com that Anna Nicole Smith appeared to be having a drug overdose shortly before her death.  A source says: 

“Anna looked extremely bloated when she vomited out something white before having a seizure early this afternoon.  The reaction was so violent that people in the hotel thought she had some tragic food poisoning. But we were told it was a drug overdose by the people who saw it.”

Another source said that Smith felt sick all week and had been experiencing headaches, stomach aches, nausea and flu-type symptoms in her final hours. Anna was pronounced dead on arrival at the hospital.  

Meanwhile, Larry Birkhead, the man who has consistently fought to prove that he is the father of Anna Nicole’s 5-month-old daughter Dannielynn, is seeking a court order to test Anna Nicole's DNA.  Anna claimed that her lawyer Howard K. Stern is the real father.  Birkheads lawyer said:

"…there is no known biological father at this point in time. Larry has been prevented from giving a DNA sample, Howard K. Stern has refused to give a DNA sample."

God is there any part of this story that isn’t just completely insane.  If Abraham Lincoln descends from heaven in a chariot pulled by a dragon and admits he’s the real father, it will be the least weird part so far.   (note - the pictures below were taken of Anna two days ago at the hotel where she died.)



(80) Comments

  1. 02/09/2007 11:37

    First!

  2. 02/09/2007 11:37

    And by the way, WHO FUCKING CARES!

  3. aaronious 02/09/2007 11:38

    Jesus Chrsit - of course it was fucking drugs.

    The question is… is it as much as we all thought? and which ones?

  4. Ryan13 02/09/2007 11:38

    Damn, just a few hours before she dies, and her totties are still absolutely choice. Hey, do you think the coroner can save them for me? Maybe? No? Worth a shot….

  5. aaronious 02/09/2007 11:38

    Maybe she choked on her teeth?

  6. Dr. Gonzo 02/09/2007 11:42

    if every single item on the front page of the blog is about Anna Nicole Smith does she get some sort of posthumous award? can’t we just have a picture of Lindsay or Paris or the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man for variety?

  7. AngelBaby 02/09/2007 11:43

    hey, could you do everyone a favor and put up a story or two about anna nicole smith’s death? oh, wait…you mean you’ve already turned the entire site into a tribute to her? nevermind.

  8. dan06 02/09/2007 11:45

    Howard K. Stern is so yayed up in pic 4.

  9. Dr. Gonzo 02/09/2007 11:45

    it’s great that AngelBaby has become such a die-hard fan of this site. soon his/her posts will become as tasteful and substantive as Austin’s have been of late.

  10. JC 02/09/2007 11:48

    Little known fact: Howard K. Stern was kicked out of pharmacy school, so he became a lawyer.

  11. Zack 02/09/2007 11:49

    JC - for real?

  12. Howard K. Stern 02/09/2007 11:49

    Hey. (sniff) what’s going on? Why is everybody looking at me? (sniff) Geez, what got into you all- did somebody die or something?

  13. bryce 02/09/2007 11:49

    You can tell everyone hates AngelBaby and he/she has no friends becuse they think this site is a ‘tribute’ to ANS. Do you get a lot of ‘tributes’ too AngelBaby?

  14. Blogthis 02/09/2007 11:50

    Was it drugs? No, there was someone behind the grassy knowl and the FBI covered it up. Of course it was mother fucking drugs. this ain’t one for Grissom.

  15. bryce 02/09/2007 11:51

    ^ Hey Howard, I don’t want to know if you are the Baby Daddy. I just want to know if Quagmire is based on you?

  16. Huge Taco Man 02/09/2007 11:51

    Stern must be rolling in a giant pile of money and coke right now. The funny thing is that he did the same thing as anna did to get his money. Married someone who was rich and then murder… ERRR let them die of natural causes.

  17. Angela 02/09/2007 11:52

    I read that she had a private nurse because she was detoxing. Where the hell was Stern when she died? He seems to always be with her but suddenly she’s found alone in her room dead.

  18. Huge Taco Man 02/09/2007 11:53

    Oh yeah, forget the obvious story of the day and post something about Lohan getting into her car or something. I swear you people are a whole lot of retarded.

  19. Howard K. Stern 02/09/2007 12:01

    what? who? I don’t know what you’re talking about. All I know is that I - I mean my baby whatsername- am a hell of a lot richer today than yesterday. oh, and a very cryptic message i just had texted to me, maybe one of you can tell me what it means- “don’t cross rich texans.”

  20. 02/09/2007 12:02

    Anna snorted coke off Howard’s chest and got a hairball stuck in her nose. The overwhelming tingling stench sent her into convulsions, thus causing her to choke on her own puke. Case closed.

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