ANGELINA AND BRAD ARE ADOPTING AGAIN

Despite recent denials to the contrary, US magazine is reporting today that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are in the process of adopting a child from Vietnam.   Interestingly, the adoption agency in Vietnam says Jolie applied to adopt as a single parent.  Jolie and Pitt visited the country last Thanksgiving and toured an orphanage on the edge of Ho Chi Minh City.  The couple reportedly wants to adopt a boy around 3 or 4 years of age.  The director of Vietnam's International Adoption Agency says:

"Yes, they have started the procedure to adopt a child in Vietnam.  They have to follow all the procedures like any other American.  They will have to work with the American side. No priority will be given to them, that means they will be treated equally as any other people."

It's obvious they didn't ask Maddox about this, because – umm, how do I put this – Vietnam doesn't rank real high with other Asian cultures.  Don't worry about how I know, but trust me when I tell you that a lot of Asian cultures don't get along, but they all agree to dislike the Vietnamese.  Brad should go to one of the sexy Asian countries, like Thailand or wherever that chick from Battlestar Galactica is from.  I think it's Korea.  Or a Korean chick who lives in Thailand.  According to my webcam, the girls over there are real friendly.  They all have giggly pillow fights and sexy bondage parties.  And why not.  It's Thailand, man.  No rules.