Angelina Jolie arrived in Ho Chi Minh City today - without Brad Pitt but with her son Maddox - to adopt a 3-year-old boy from Vietnam. Although earlier reports said the adoption would not go through until the end of the month, Us Weekly is now reporting Jolie may leave with the boy as soon as tonight. If they do leave today, they could be back in the United States by this weekend. Us.com says:
Jolie is scheduled to attend an adoption ceremony with Vietnamese officials in HMC City on Thursday morning … After she receives the child, Jolie will meet with U.S. consular officials, who must review the adoption before a passport can be issued for the boy. If all goes according to plan, the 31-year-old actress could bring the child home by the weekend, officials told the AP.
Aww this lucky bastard. He gets to live with Angelina Jolie. I was just planning on digging up her grave after she dies, but his idea seems much better.
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31 my ass! Is that her ’stage age’? I swear she is using witchcraft to maintain her sexy by extracting the life-force of these kids…
3rd you fucking tuuuurd
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Ohhhh, to be a kid again in a 3rd world country…..
How can you call Kirsten Dunst Snaggletooth and not call her skullface? She was hot, now I’m just creeped out looking at her
Ho Chi Minh?…… Nam flashback! Nam flashback! Incoming! Napalm! Charley’s hiding in the bushes! The gook got my leg! AAAAARGH!
She’s going to ‘Nam Chuck style, get some gooks, and come back with a prisoner. God bless America!
I must admit, that banner pic is pretty scary, G_I… “He-Man! I will capture Castle Greyskull… and all the children will follow meeee!”
My friends adopted from Nepal and there were folks that were waiting 4 months for their kid. My friends went through all the legal channels but had a “helper” grease the wheels with a grand total of $52 and they got their adoption through in 3 days.
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I think that Brad Pitt is suffering from Katie Holmes-ish shell shock. Hopefully common sense will slap him in the face pretty soon when he realizes that he’s still Brad Pitt and is able to fuck whatever broad he feels like, and looks and notices that he is the father of a bunch of Mini-United Nations representatives.
Adopting the whole kid, huh? When we were back in ‘Nam we used to only adopt their ears and make necklaces out of them.
I can’t wait until she’s “41″ and these poor kids are getting busted for carjacking, shooting up Hollywood restaurants in drug-fueled rages, and getting gangbanged with jizz coming out of every hole on the interenet…Let’s see how youthful Joli looks then.
In a related story, as soon as Jennifer Aniston heard Angelina had left the country, she started calling Brad every 5 minutes and leaving pleading tearful messages on his answering machine.
I am struck by how pathetic Brad looks just pushing the orphans around for Angelina. I’m sure she’s more skilled in bed than Anniston, but how much hotter does she have to be to convince him that being a pussy-whipped baby buggy motor doesn’t tarnish his image at all. He’s gonna need to work out more if he’s gonna be pushing around yet another kid. Jesus this creeps me out. Ride Lo
She seems to have big tits. That should forgive a lot of “sins” or errors.
Also - she is not too ugly and has a nice Arse. Therefore I doubt she can do any wrong.
Thanks for the opportunity to express my opinion.
I think they left Maddox back in the states. I see no sign of him in these pics.
One time we made musical instruments out of all the gook bones-I had a drum kit made entirely of gook skulls, and we would really rock out, man, but the band broke up after Oklahoma Jim got a Viet Cong punji spike through his cerebral cortex on patrol one day.
Anglelina is going to Viyet-nam! It’s a whole different country.