03.09.2007 BORAT? REALLY?

The much talked American Idol season finale will be more than just the final episode where the winner is reveled, it will be a ambitious poverty-relief campaign, with guest performances by Gwen Stefani, Josh Groban, Pink, Michael Bubl, Annie Lennox, Il Divo and Borat.  MTV.com says:

The April 24-25 episodes are aimed at raising awareness and funds for poverty-relief organizations helping children in the United States and Africa.  The first night will find the top six finalists on the show singing "life anthems" about hope and compassion, with show sponsors Coke and AT&T donating money to charity for every vote cast via phone or text message. The next night's show will feature the celebrity lineup, which was put together by "Idol" judge Simon Cowell. The money raised from the special programs will be split between organizations including the U.S. Fund for UNICEF, the Global Fund, Save the Children, Nothing but Nets and Malaria No More. In the United States, the money will be focused on organizations that deliver programs to some of the country's most disadvantaged children, while in Africa, funds will be used to provide health and education programs.

Wow.  That shit sounds depressing.  Honestly, the only way I would watch this nonsense is if it was projected onto Marissa Millers naked ass.


(61) Comments

  1. El Fucko Face o 03/09/2007 17:29

    Borat will raise millions if he can get everyone who hates Jews to send in a dollar.

  2. Laylo 03/09/2007 17:34

    oooh Seacrest has grown some baby hair on his chin! He’s real tough guys! Don’t mess with him.

  3. El Fucko Face o 03/09/2007 17:36

    Better make that billions.

  4. Angela 03/09/2007 17:36

    I thought he was holding a bunch of yarn. Was that mean of me?

  5. El Fucko Face o 03/09/2007 17:40

    Seacrest is merely letting the children dig through his front pants pockets looking for candy.

  6. Victell 03/09/2007 17:42

    If anyone is stupid enough to catch malaria, they deserve it. Plus a boot in the box.

  7. Tennessee Tuxedo 03/09/2007 17:58

    “Marissa Millers naked ass.” PICS???????

  8. JoeBlow 03/09/2007 18:27

    More boring shit

  9. Anthony 03/09/2007 18:28

    Will Nambla be getting anything?

  10. Jessie01 03/09/2007 18:39

    Oh, Africa, brave Africa. It was… a laugh riot.

  11. Anthony06 03/09/2007 18:52

    You misspelled Stefani. Also what’s this “American I-DOL” you speak of?

  12. FrankieG 03/09/2007 18:52

    Change that to Jessica Biels naked ass, and I would watch it.

  13. Anthony 03/09/2007 19:08

    The New Original Anthony 18:28 enters the fray. This always catches me off guard. It’s like the Groucho/Harpo mirror routine in Duck Soup. I’ll see my lawyer about this as soon as he graduates from law school.

  14. Anthony 03/09/2007 19:10

    haha. i’m totally confused. 18:28 was the original, 18:52 is the New Original. I’m going to go and lie down.

  15. Anthony06 03/09/2007 19:41

    What would Anthonys do?

  16. Jax 03/09/2007 19:53

    Ha…also misspelled “buble”, but can’t blame you for that, cuz he sucks balls. But what’s INEXCUSABLE for such a highly regarded gossip spewer is your inaccuracies in your story. The finale of Idol is in MAY not April , duh. The April shows are when it’s down to the last 6, that’s when they’re doing the shizzle with Borat , etc. , not during the finale in May (the 23rd to be exact)….smarten up yo :D

  17. Victell 03/09/2007 20:20

    Jax, you should be embarassed.

  18. Angela 03/09/2007 20:51

    Yeah, Jax you know way too much about this crap.

  19. Aaron 03/09/2007 21:20

    I can’t think of a single thing that I WOULDN’T watch if it was projected on Marissa Miller’s naked ass.

  20. Doctress Leisa 03/09/2007 21:21

    Who watches this, really? If you know the names of the contestants and their life histories you really need to get out of the fucking house.

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