As most probably guessed, the suicide story originally written up in a London paper, claiming that Britney Spears carved "666" into her forehead and then tried to hang herself with a bed sheet, is probably not true. X17 Online said yesterday:
If you read most articles on the supposed attempted suicide, most are written with unnamed sources and with direct quotes attributed to no one. We saw Britney later in the evening on the 28th, the same day we saw the ambulance, attending her first AA meeting outside of rehab. She was looking good and healthy — far from what you'd expect someone who'd just attempted suicide to look like! She was out again the next evening for a Thursday night AA meeting, where X17 caught up with Brit exclusively. She gave us a sweet wave and a smile — she looked great!
Or … is this exactly what the devil wants you to think. You'll not fool me Horned Deceiver! We should probably run a stake dipped on holy water through Britneys heart just in case. If she’s the devil, she’ll scream in pain and then transform into her true shape. If not, hey, no harm done.
oh well
its nice to think about tho, isnt it?
So what type of meetings is she attending? Cheeto and KFC addiction?
Ok one day I will admit to how I got that on the wire services…It’s a lot easier than you think.
“Hello, my name is BritBrit and I am addicted to chalklate piggies, cheetos and cock.”
Srsly a scary picture of her, I am super… serial
I knew she wasn’t cool enough to carve 666 in her forehead. She’s chicken-bok bok bok!
If you take that photo from the banner pic and put it next to literally any photo of Brit from her early pop years…. Its like one of those crystal meth before and after shots. So to say Brit looked “great” is stretching the truth to say the least.
Duh. That story never made sense.
It was probably just a typo. In reality, it was Britnee Speeris who did the “666″ thing. Odd that two people with such similar names are in the same rehab joint but it’s a weird world, idnit? People are strange, when you’re a stranger/
Faces look ugly when you’re alone/
Women seem wicked, when you’re unwanted/
Streets are uneven, when you’re down.
Hope springs eternal….people come out of the rain….
Wow I never realized how good Sinbad O’Connor looked.
Dr. Fill meant to say cock springs eternal
Is that brimstone I smell, or Britney’s diseased cooch?
…And when Shitbag O’Connor’s got in a fight with her barber, look how her career soared, too. Hey speaking of things that were good (poetic license) and now suck, how great would it be if they recycled that old SNL skit with Sinatra and Sinbad O’Conner? (Shaddup baldy!)
Dr. Fill knew that picture was a fake, because she can’t spell “666″
::Stomps Feet:: THUPER THUPER SERIAL!!!!
test
The Doors rock Jaun.
so what the hell happened to my previous posts? rumors are spreading that EARL and britney jean are trying to reconcile while she’s in rehab. that man deserves a fucking metal or something or maybe he’s just tired of eating at KFC and catching the bus everywhere. i guess he’s the only person on the planet still interested in banging her sinkhole and we all know how much brit needs the cock.