Britney Spears has reportedly found a new love while in rehab with a fellow addict named Jason Filyaw (this handsome devil - WHAT A CATCH!). Jason is the 33-year-old lead guitarist of the band Riva (myspace complete with generic chords here.) The two met at an AA meeting and Britney is said to call and email Jason constantly. Things are going so well, reports even claim the two are planning to move in together once Britney is out of rehab. MSNBC says:
“Britney adores Jason,” a friend told the Enquirer. “He’s been a tower of strength for her at the lowest point in her life. She’s convinced Jason can help her through rehab because as an alcoholic, he’s been through the same thing.” … Filyaw, when contacted by the Enquirer, said, “I have nothing to say about this.”
Britney and Jason even have super cute pet names for each other. He calls her Sugar, Kitten and My Lady; she calls him Mr. Secret Underground Guy and J-Sun. Experts aren't clear though if "J-Sun" counts as a pet name for "Jason". Because it's the same god damn thing. I'm assuming he called her a pet name and then there was this awkward pause and she panicked:
Jason - "hey Sugar Kitten!"
Britney - "(aww, jeez, okay just relax, think, pet name for Jason, pet name for Jason) … oh, hey, J … a … son (aww god dammit)."
Place your bets now–how long until baby #3?
i bet she’s already pregnant
second.
it will be mine.
maybe she’s into him for the hair styling tips?
What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend? Homeless! *** rather true in the circumstance :-(
To be fair I always pick up my girlfriends at AA meetings and abortion clinics. What? It’s where the drunk/slutty chicks hang out…
christ…
you know that saying “i wouldn’t join any club who would want me as a member”? britney should keep that saying in mind when she searches for a man. any guy who would lick her disgusting vagina is a bad, bad, bad person.
You have got to be fucken kidding me!!!!! I got you beat Bryce, I pick mine up at the local homeless shelters, and drug store corners….I entice them with lolipops and bears….How do you think I got Paris Hilton??????
Hmm, well i can’t see the attraction from his part… A millionairess, desperately in need of any love and attention with rock bottom self esteem, not to mention exposure for his little band. Nope this one’s got me beat.
Howdy: The homeless! Thanks for the tip (I do like women with whispy beards and string belts). My condolences on your immenent death thru Paris exposure… :-P
Ugh, only a FUCKED UP junkie is gonna wanna get down and work on that stinky clit.
yes, when I am depressed and suicidal, I always look for an alcoholic to be my “tower of strength.” Cause you know, they are so reliable and all.
Bryce: I thought about that, I found other purposes for the use of STEAL SACK TRASH BAGS. Yes, you can put GARBAGE IN IT, but guess what, you can put GARBAGE OUTSIDE OF IT too….;P
His band is stuck in 1991 Soundgarden clone mode and they are balding.
here are a few more “pet names” J-sun has for Britney: Fuzzy, Burr-head, Meal Ticket, Easy Lay, Pork Chop, Mount Baldy, Cue Ball, Mary Poppins (because of the umbrella, get it?), the Penguin (ditto). Also, word on the street is that J-Sun might get signed to record contract by Federation Records.
at least pete doherty isn’t in rehab with her. actually, that trainwreck would be more interesting to watch than britney just swinging umbrellas at cars.
http://www.rehabisthenewblack.com
What do strippers do to their assholes before they go in to work? They drop them off at band rehearsal.
Does nobody out there have enough heart to send her a vibrator?