03.16.2007 CARMEN ELECTRA IS GRACEFUL, PT. 2

Why is Carmen Electra famous? What is the Max Factor show? Who is Allison Sweeney? These questions have haunted man since the dawn of time, but it turns out I’m quick to give up on things and didn’t bother to look up any of the answers. All I know for sure is that 1 and 3 fell on their ass at 2. And here’s the video. And it doesn’t disappoint. Good luck finding something more awesome than the anticipation in the pit of your stomach as you watch this and wait for Carmen to eat it.   The only way this could be any more embarrassing is if a dog came out and pee'd on her.  And Sweeney falls down in such a cartoonish manner, you half expect a piano or safe to fall on top of her next.  And then a satellite.  And then they all burst into flames.



(37) Comments

  1. 03/16/2007 11:54

    Carmen Electra is nothing special.

    “This is Sparta!” - 300

  2. Jim 03/16/2007 11:57

    this guy^ is a dork. as for myself, i am a dork who would love to have my penis in between alison whoever’s tits. that is all.

  3. Michael 03/16/2007 11:59

    I can’t believe you idiots aren’t seeing the connection between Differentiable being the first person to post every time, posting something ‘300′ and the new banner across the top of the page. Wipe the fucking drool off your collective chins already. Dddddrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

  4. Huge Taco Man 03/16/2007 13:00

    Awesome, Hulk Hogan got a sex change.

  5. Juan 03/16/2007 13:00

    well worth the wait. Carmen shouldn’t have hot-dogged it by blowing the kiss as she left. Allison Sweeney is my next wife. Or at least my next stalking-target. Or the star of my next erotic dream.

  6. Juan 03/16/2007 13:02

    And those of you who think Allison is too Amazonic must be little girly-men with puny biceps and weak little pecs and teal sweaters and like to watch “Will and Grace” and are scared when a little mouse runs across your kitchen floor.

  7. kerry 03/16/2007 13:02

    Allison Sweeney is on Days of Our Lives, FYI.

  8. chemartista 03/16/2007 13:10

    There was clearly too much cock sauce on their shoes.

  9. Jim 03/16/2007 13:11

    Michael, does that mean its not annoying?

  10. sheepsteeth 03/16/2007 13:11

    300 is class. Her tits are class.

  11. Stinky 03/16/2007 13:13

    never heard of or seen Allison Sweeney before this.
    I’m digging the fun bags

  12. SirSnooty 03/16/2007 13:19

    Her tits are real. I’d hit it in two seconds. Tonight we dine in hell motherfuckers.

  13. 03/16/2007 13:23

    How come Brenden doesn’t credit his sources anymore? I guess he wants the new traffic to think he discovers all this breaking celeb gossip himself. What a shithead.

  14. Dirk Diggler 03/16/2007 13:23

    Sheepsteeth stop being a fag with your shameless self promotion. I can’t stand seeing that shit while sitting at my computer in my office at DaimlerChrysler where we only sell quality vehicles at superior, affordable prices.

  15. Observer 03/16/2007 13:26

    I said this before - BUT - it bears repeating. Look at those big beautiful tits!!!

    I love that piece of womanhood. HAs she ever been nude or half-naked in anything?

  16. sheepsteeth 03/16/2007 13:33

    lol DD.

  17. Ass Tagger 03/16/2007 13:34

    Congratulations, 300. Thanks to your excessive spamming, you have now officially ensured that I’ll never pay to see your f**king stupid ass movie about scantily-clad dudes. I’d sooner pay for WrestleMania. Dickwad.

  18. Richard 03/16/2007 13:34

    I live for this stuff. I’d pay to see Britney fall and go sliding down a bowling alley. Head first.

  19. sheepsteeth 03/16/2007 13:40

    Spartans! Enjoy your breakfast, for tonight we dine in Hell!

  20. Morgan02 03/16/2007 13:44

    There are much better pics of Sweeney out there, and she is hot. That one is a little strange looking, but she can be great.

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