03.07.2007 CARMEN ELECTRA IS SARCASTIC

Carmen Elcetra was nice enough to stop on the street in New York and give some pretend money to a homeless guy.  Then she offered him a pretend sandwich on a pretend silver platter and rubbed her stomach while saying "yummy yummy".  It was really touching.  Except for the part when the homeless guy vowed to get revenge.  It's like he didn't learn anything during their pretend medal ceremony.  What a jerk!


(70) Comments

  1. Huge Taco Man 03/07/2007 11:43

    That is quite the well dressed street loser.

  2. Huge Taco Man 03/07/2007 11:43

    Also, nice gams.

  3. R.J.01 03/07/2007 11:45

    24 hours in a room with carmen would be nice too

  4. rawb 03/07/2007 11:46

    it was fuckin freezing in ny yesterday and shes walking around in heels!

  5. Huge Taco Man 03/07/2007 11:49

    Hookers do it all the time, it’s called dedication to your work.

  6. LoRider 03/07/2007 11:50

    Carmen is a serious POA. If she wasn’t so intent on getting back at daddy by offering herself up to losers like Prince, Rodman, and Navarro she’s be quite to catch. I’m sure millions of loser teenage boys have been getting pretent nookie from Carmen for the last decade, where they no doubt picked up a dose of pretend crabs or pretend herpes. Ride Lo

  7. Cosmo Luca 03/07/2007 11:54

    I gaurentee that the money she dropped was photo-shopped outta the picture. I can’t see anyone being THAT cold.

  8. El Fucko Face o 03/07/2007 11:55

    Don’t ever give money to homeless people on the street, because they are crazy, and even if you gave them money, they’d still think you didn’t.

  9. Robert 03/07/2007 11:56

    You’d think she’d at least offer up a blowjob. How rude.

  10. Brian06 03/07/2007 11:57

    she is so unbelievably hot it doesn’t matter if she kicked this bum in the face. I think i speak for all mankind when i say she is the greatest woman to ever walk this earth

  11. Juan 03/07/2007 11:59

    she could have at least unzipped her jacket and given him a cleavage shot when she bent over to pretend to give him money. Carmen was all, like “psyche!” Plus, the homeless guy is Daniel Stern.

  12. bryce 03/07/2007 12:01

    It’s well known that all beggars are actually millionairs in disguise who take pleasure in people who are poorer than them giving them money. That is why I always make a point of giving all the homless people I meet a swift but deadly roundhouse kick to the head. Score one for the common man!

  13. Robert05 03/07/2007 12:05

    Cosmo Luca I’ll vote for photoshoped as well. Why the hell would someone do something so stupid?
    And how come there is another “Robert”?

  14. Jim 03/07/2007 12:06

    Obviously photoshopped the money out. Honestly, I know we all want to hate celebrities, but who would do that with cameras right there.

  15. The_Doctor 03/07/2007 12:06

    I have no comment on this story at all. But what i will say is that despite her being railed by complete fucking morons like rodman for years, i’d still sell my own mother to ruin that chick. Nice to see her looking hot again, she did look kinda used up for a while. So yeah, questionable choice in men aside….dream woman right there.

  16. cheese 03/07/2007 12:07

    I wish she’d pretend blow me

  17. God 03/07/2007 12:09

    I wish she’d REAL blow me you fuckin h0m0.

  18. kat04 03/07/2007 12:12

    Kudos to Carmen for braving NYC zero-degree windchills… while wearing high-heel sandals… and no goosebumps. Amazing(ly fake).

  19. Huge Taco Man 03/07/2007 12:12

    I’m pretty sure that these pictures were taken after the money was dropped in the cup, and then the sequence of the photos was mixed up. In the first photo it looks like she’s walking away from and not toward this loser.

  20. Tennessee Tuxedo 03/07/2007 12:14

    Dude with the Northface and Starbucks should take a page from Carmen’s modus operandi: sex for money.

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