CHRISTINA AGUILERA IS A GOOD DRESSER

Christina Aguilera showed up at one of her concert after parties last Friday night wearing pretty much the tightest, shortest skirt of all time.  And even though her face is kind of a mess here, she still looked fantastic.  Because hot chicks who dress like tramps are fantastic.  This of course makes it all the more amazing that Jordan Bratman gets to sleep with her.  Not only is he goofy lookin, but he's almost cartoonishly Jewish.  He's like a drawing you'd see of a Jewish person in an neo-Nazi flyer, right next to a picture of 2Pac.  And in the cartoon "the covetous Jew" is wearing a cape and a top hat and rubbing his hands together over a pile of gold coins.  It's just funny to see him with what could be the Aryan poster girl.  I bet this is what Hitler sees when he closes his eyes.  Then he wakes up in a cold sweat.  “Nein, nein!  Ich werde Sie bekommen, Jordan Bratman!"