Christina Aguilera showed up at one of her concert after parties last Friday night wearing pretty much the tightest, shortest skirt of all time. And even though her face is kind of a mess here, she still looked fantastic. Because hot chicks who dress like tramps are fantastic. This of course makes it all the more amazing that Jordan Bratman gets to sleep with her. Not only is he goofy lookin, but he's almost cartoonishly Jewish. He's like a drawing you'd see of a Jewish person in an neo-Nazi flyer, right next to a picture of 2Pac. And in the cartoon "the covetous Jew" is wearing a cape and a top hat and rubbing his hands together over a pile of gold coins. It's just funny to see him with what could be the Aryan poster girl. I bet this is what Hitler sees when he closes his eyes. Then he wakes up in a cold sweat. “Nein, nein! Ich werde Sie bekommen, Jordan Bratman!"
quite the transition this girl has made from jail bait to disgusting whore to “marilyn monroe”-like whore. as long as she stays with the current look i have no problem labeling her as flawless.
How appropriate that your handle is “John”
Jon Benet never died!
It takes more than a pair of big tits and a bottle of hair dye to fool me… She is half-cuban or I am no Uberman!
Wow. Just wow.
I’d eat the corn out of her poop. True story.
i love christina but if you’re gonna wear a see-thru top, maybe the bra should NOT look like two floatation devices.
Aguilera’s father was born in Guayaquil, Ecuador, while her Pennsylvanian mother is of German, Dutch, Welsh and Irish decent. Not exactly Aryan material.
She is one fine looking whore, check it.
My goal is to be reincarnated as her laundry hamper.
I would fuck the shit out of her…then I would pick her up and put her in my pocket
hit dat hit dat hit dat !#%!@%@!#%$ hit dat!!
my penis likey.
She would have looked classier if she’d worn a black bra instead.
Angela: Or red. And crotch-less. And made out of candy :-)
I can see her bra perfectly, yet I see no panties.
Howard K. Stern and Anna Nicole. Jordan Bratwurst and Xtina. Kevin Federline and the wreck that is Britney Spears. It’s obvious there is a Jewish consipiracy to do away with our most beautiful shiksas. Don’t forget about Arthur Miller and Marilyn Monroe either!
2888th yey. check it.
What a fucking whore.
Oh my!!!! Where is goofy when you need him!?
2468th damn they change fast. What’s up with the comment,s total??? check it.