03.26.2007 CHRISTINA AGUILERA IS A GOOD DRESSER

Christina Aguilera showed up at one of her concert after parties last Friday night wearing pretty much the tightest, shortest skirt of all time.  And even though her face is kind of a mess here, she still looked fantastic.  Because hot chicks who dress like tramps are fantastic.  This of course makes it all the more amazing that Jordan Bratman gets to sleep with her.  Not only is he goofy lookin, but he's almost cartoonishly Jewish.  He's like a drawing you'd see of a Jewish person in an neo-Nazi flyer, right next to a picture of 2Pac.  And in the cartoon "the covetous Jew" is wearing a cape and a top hat and rubbing his hands together over a pile of gold coins.  It's just funny to see him with what could be the Aryan poster girl.  I bet this is what Hitler sees when he closes his eyes.  Then he wakes up in a cold sweat.  “Nein, nein!  Ich werde Sie bekommen, Jordan Bratman!"


(120) Comments

  1. John31 03/26/2007 15:19

    quite the transition this girl has made from jail bait to disgusting whore to “marilyn monroe”-like whore. as long as she stays with the current look i have no problem labeling her as flawless.

  2. Tennessee Tuxedo 03/26/2007 15:30

    How appropriate that your handle is “John”

  3. Tennessee Tuxedo 03/26/2007 15:31

    Jon Benet never died!

  4. bryce 03/26/2007 15:35

    It takes more than a pair of big tits and a bottle of hair dye to fool me… She is half-cuban or I am no Uberman!

  5. Coregasm 03/26/2007 15:37

    Wow. Just wow.
    I’d eat the corn out of her poop. True story.

  6. youfoolio 03/26/2007 15:40

    i love christina but if you’re gonna wear a see-thru top, maybe the bra should NOT look like two floatation devices.

  7. Zorro 03/26/2007 15:40

    Aguilera’s father was born in Guayaquil, Ecuador, while her Pennsylvanian mother is of German, Dutch, Welsh and Irish decent. Not exactly Aryan material.

  8. sheepsteeth 03/26/2007 15:40

    She is one fine looking whore, check it.

  9. Alan 03/26/2007 15:42

    My goal is to be reincarnated as her laundry hamper.

  10. Willie Beamin 03/26/2007 15:42

    I would fuck the shit out of her…then I would pick her up and put her in my pocket

  11. slip 03/26/2007 15:45

    hit dat hit dat hit dat !#%!@%@!#%$ hit dat!!

  12. Laylo 03/26/2007 15:48

    my penis likey.

  13. Angela 03/26/2007 15:49

    She would have looked classier if she’d worn a black bra instead.

  14. bryce 03/26/2007 15:51

    Angela: Or red. And crotch-less. And made out of candy :-)

  15. Angela 03/26/2007 15:56

    I can see her bra perfectly, yet I see no panties.

  16. Richard 03/26/2007 15:59

    Howard K. Stern and Anna Nicole. Jordan Bratwurst and Xtina. Kevin Federline and the wreck that is Britney Spears. It’s obvious there is a Jewish consipiracy to do away with our most beautiful shiksas. Don’t forget about Arthur Miller and Marilyn Monroe either!

  17. sheepsteeth 03/26/2007 16:04

    2888th yey. check it.

  18. foo 03/26/2007 16:05

    What a fucking whore.

  19. Huge Taco Man 03/26/2007 16:05

    Oh my!!!! Where is goofy when you need him!?

  20. sheepsteeth 03/26/2007 16:06

    2468th damn they change fast. What’s up with the comment,s total??? check it.

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