Please believe me when I tell you that you have 50 chicks in your office right now better looking that some of Hollywood's famous stars. Marcia Cross looks like she'd burst into flames right this second if the sun came out. She'd certainly crumble to dust if you poked her. Thanks to that smart ass judge with the God complex and the sensitivity classes that followed my "incident", I know that Eva Longoria isn't technically a gnome, but unless that car is three stories tall, I'm still pretty sure I could carry her around in my pocket. Don't get me wrong, short chicks are fuckin hot, it's just weird you see some of these chicks and there's something like a car in the picture to give perspective. Like Jessica Simpson here. Or Christina Aguilera here. Can Jessica even reach the peddles on a human sized car. Or do her adorable little feet just sexily dangle over the edge of the seat, her hard smooth legs flexing and stretching, erotically kicking for the brake and she hotly rams into a tree.
Um, okay I'm not really sure where I was going with that.
fuck 300.
and your reflexes.
and fucking Sparta, homo.
She may be a midget, but I’d love to slam her on my cock and spin her tiny ass!
EFFO on the podium with the gold, silver and bronze.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
How does the old joke go….all she needs are a set of handle bar ears and a coaster on her head for your beer?
I worked security for Christina Aguilera back in 2000 just as she exploded with “Come On Over”. I remember being freaked out when she walked up beside me, she was so small I could literally pick her up with one hand put her in my pocket. It was a big turn off at first, but once I saw her throw a hissy fit at her makeup women, my erection returned.
Was she whoring around?
Looks like some hobbits got out of their cages from the LOTR’s set.
First 3 Posts…Classic
*rather comments instead of posts*
Differentiable has the night off.
What kind of car is that in the Aguilera photo? Unless it’s a goddamned Canyonero, she can’t be taller than 4’1″!
We, people of Athen, won our battles at Marathon and Salamis against the evil Persians. You, people of Sparta, deserved to die! Muthofuckas
Oh, well…and this isn’t Sparta. This is the Internet. You know some pipes and stuff.
Oh boy. I should shut up and keep on working…Awesome
14th
Or whatever!
Am I the only idiot around here?