Halle Berry tells InStyle magazine this month that she has a simple test that she takes once a year to gauge if she’s still in good shape. Us.com says:
Once a year, Halle Berry, 40, tries on the Mickey Mouse jeans she bought when she was 15. "It's my annual test. I try them on once a year, and if I can still fit into them, all is good in the world!" Yeah, anyone else not fitting into the same jeans they bought 15 months ago, let alone 25 years ago?
Whatever. There's no way Halle passed that test this year. The top pictures are from November, and it's not that she's heavy or anything but she's not built like jailbait either. I actually called Halle to see if this story was true and Halle said, "You don't call for two weeks and then when you do it it's about some stupid interview. Forget it. We're done. Leave my underwear in a bag outside and never call me again." Aww c'mon baby, why you gotta be like that.
(the bottom row of pictures are there for no other reason than she looks super hot. higher res versions here)
maybe she was fat when she was fifteen.
OK, who the F buys Mickey Mouse jeans when they are FIFTEEN? Whatevah!
To be fair to Halle…she didn’t say she was trying them on today - just that she does it once a year. Clearly she means after 2 weeks of starving herself to get into those fancy Micky jeans!
I miss Differentiable. Halle looks nice but I like girls whose tits touch in the middle.
I have a similar thing. Once a year I try on the same condom I bought when I was 15 and have never used. If I can still fit into it, all is good with the world so fuck the starving and poor and dying.
I’d still hit it despite Catwoman and Die Another Day.
I love Halle for her stupid quote. It sums up all that we know about vacuous celebrity in one sentence. Here we have a 40-year old woman making political decisions based upon whether or not she still fits into her teen-jeans. If she would run for President, and I was American, I’d vote for her.
Saw Halle at the mall once, she really is that fine.
Is there really more to take from that excerpt than her testing her fitness with jeans from when she was fifteen???…She looks fuckin’ hot and we need more big tittied older women who look 20 years younger than their age…take it for what it is, atleast the bitch is in shape…and Jesus it fuckin’ kills me when you lil faggets start callin’ a hot bitch like Halle Berry fat when shes not…shes delicious, baby.
Lisa: a lot of people buy those jeans at 15. especially a girl who was outcasted because she was of mixed races. Anyone who is an outcast will start to do wierd things. especially if they are a hot chick.
doesn’t matter if she can fit in her 25-year-old jeans
all i care about is if my penis can fit inside her
Well said Lightdragon. I’m half Welsh, half Malawi but once I bought my Mickey Mouse ears, I fit right into my neighbourhood.
@Lightdragon: I agree, hot chicks have so much pressure placed upon them.
Wait till she has kids.
@Angela: Halle is adopting from Vietnam?
There’s no such thing as adoption anymore. It’s called shopping.
Ugly and short. That’s all I have to say about that.
This place is dead since Differentiable left, I ain’t laughed once……..no wait I’m kidding….This is Sparta. heehheheheehe
And I’ve never been able to spell it with out a spellcheck.
Halle Berry makes white stuff come out of me.