03.19.2007 HOLLYWOOD IS A MAGICAL PLACE

Being the biggest dickhead in Hollywood is like being the rudest child molester. It's an unparalleled level of achievement. But director David O. Russell does his gold medal best to win the title, from getting into fistfights with George Clooney after berating the crew on the set of "Three Kings", to this just released epic meltdown with Lilly Tomlin (WARNING - very NSFW language) on the set of "I Heart Huckabees". Instead of picturing his career, picturing someone parachuting and then pulling the rip chord and a bunch of sandwiches come out. It's pretty much the same thing.

(an equally amazing and profanity laced tirade after the jump)

UPDATE - videos fixed, thanks to reader Crunchy, who also stays delicious in milk.

SEXY NEW UPDATE - now extra double fixed

DOUBLE SEXY NEW UPDATE - damn, they keep ripping this down but these should work for a while.



(97) Comments

  1. 03/19/2007 14:41

    David O Russel is awesome, but EFFO is, in words that he understands, a “homo.” And, to the poor souls who do not like 300 or haven’t gone to see it, do us all a favor and shoot yourself in the head (not just through the side of your mouth). Tyler Durden would NOT spend his time seeing if he can post first on a gossip blog, but I think he would really enjoy 300. He might even add a little something to it.

  2. Clavo 03/19/2007 14:44

    wow.. what a dick..

  3. bryce 03/19/2007 14:44

    1, 2, 3, 4 I declare a FLAME WAR!

  4. Bermuda 03/19/2007 14:46

    Youtube sucks. It’s sooo slowww.

  5. Mark 03/19/2007 14:48

    She has no idea what’s going on, I have no idea what the fuck the movie was about… lol

  6. dragonslayer 03/19/2007 14:48

    And yet I still have no interest in seeing this movie

  7. EdgardoElegante 03/19/2007 14:49

    I’M NOT FUCKING YELLING - YOU’RE FUCKING YELLING!!! FUCK YOU!!! lol.

  8. bryce 03/19/2007 14:52

    I respect Lilly a lot more… Did she tell Dustin Hoffman to STFU while acting in a movie with him. Balls of brass. She never would say that to Charlton Heston though. He’d punch her right in the cunt…

  9. sheepsteeth 03/19/2007 14:53

    Awesome simply awesome, I’m really hoping there is a second part to this.

  10. Angel Eyes Van Cleef 03/19/2007 14:53

    haha, that was class. Reminiscent of the scene after “Stonehenge” in Spinal Tap. That’s the way actors should be treated. I’ve not seen Huckabees but Three Kings was very good.

  11. sheepsteeth 03/19/2007 14:54

    Or third.

  12. EdgardoElegante 03/19/2007 14:56

    bryce… it doesn’t take balls of steel to tell off Dustin Hoffman. He’s like fucking 4 feet tall or something. What is he going to do? Bite your ankles?

  13. brian16 03/19/2007 14:56

    he should have punched her in the uterus.

  14. Guinny_Ire 03/19/2007 15:01

    LOL that was great! I have no doubts they’re both nuts as all hell. I can’t remember the last thing Lily Tomlin was good in and I’d even say that about Hoffman though I acknowledge his great catalogue of work. Not sure who was in the driver’s seat but did a nice job holding her cool.

  15. Sebastian 03/19/2007 15:02

    “I Heart Huckabees” sucked. The only thing that could have made it into a more pretentious pile of toss would have been a Woody Allen monologue. They should have just edited together footage of Lily Tomlin swearing. Much more entertaining.

  16. 03/19/2007 15:05

    Hmmmm. Seems like Lilly Tomlin is the one with the personality disorder here.

  17. bryce 03/19/2007 15:05

    EdgardoElegante: I’m not saying it takes balls of brass to fight Hoffman (although 4 feet tall and 60+ is *exactly* the type of person I like fighting). He has acting chops so telling him to STFU while acting a scene with him is the ballsy part. Yah?

  18. Max Power 03/19/2007 15:07

    If only “Huckabees” was as half as interesting or entertaining as what was going on behind the scenes.

  19. Victell 03/19/2007 15:07

    I would have cried. Then I would have gone to my car for the .38 stub nose and shot him in the gut a few times. Then I would have gone to jail and cried some more.

  20. goat 03/19/2007 15:09

    temper temper

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