Splash Online is reporting that Paris Hilton has asked sculptor Daniel Edwards to make a bronze statue of herself to be placed on the Sunset Strip in Los Angeles. Edwards is the artist who rose to prominence after creating a statue - without her consent or participation - of Britney Spears giving birth on a bear skin rug. There's no known theme to the sculpture just yet but here is one artists conception for a tunnel type thing that would bridge Sunset, much like the Colossus of Rhodes. You can see the tunnel right in the middle there, which would be famous worldwide for its roominess. There's also some birds and a smiling sun drinking a coke, as well as the Incredible Hulk fighting a dragon, just because I think it would be pretty cool if they could figure out a way to do that.
I think it would be cool if the artist just re-did the Britney statue, but had Paris Hilton’s face coming out of Britney’s groove thang.
Sculptor of a skank. Nice, very very nice.
that looks more like charleze theron than britney
Does this mean that Paris is pregnant? Because those are genes that we’d all like to see spread out into the gene pool. (*rolls eyes*)
I hope they do it. Then, when birds shit on it, it’ll look just like her “video”. Er, so I’m told.
Addendum - if the “artist” is taking request, please have her mouth open and towards the sky.
That’s not a baby coming out of Britney, that’s Kevin Federline making a cash withdrawal.
like i needed the visual….
besides both of their pussies are old new anyway.
*news
They should just sculpt a huge herpes sore and call it Paris.
voila!
Hi! Now bye and die.
That sculpture doesn’t even look liek Britney. It looks more like Ashley Judd.
why the fuck would somebody even sculp something so disgusting. And what is with the whole “childbirth is beautiful” crap? If the “miracle” is so lovely, why do people always faint when they watch it? Because its a gory, disgusting, tortuous mess, thats why.
Quite a monument to irresponsible motherhood. It only lacks a can of Colt 45 and a pack of smokes.
next…a sculpture of britney birthing a jackal.
this “artist” is just some cheesy hack trying to be all “controversial”. everybody knows brit didn’t give birth vaginally. vaginal births require some downtime in which your poon has to heal. she claimed she had c-sections to avoid “the pain” but really it was because she couldn’t bare a day without kevin caving in her cooter.
thats right, c-section births.. plus, Britney never was that fit or angular in her life, pregnant or not. Total fantasy, looks more like Katherine Heigl than Shitney.
Where’s the angry black lesbian who usually jumps in right about now?
THis new spam shit sucks
She’s at a Frenchie rally