
Isla Fisher, the fiancée of Sasha Baron Cohen, is almost definitely pregnant, according to three million different news sources and most people with eyes.
The Wedding Crashers actress reportedly announced the couple's happy news in Los Angeles' the Cat and Fiddle pub.
A source is quoted by the Daily Star as saying: "Isla called everyone to a toast and gushed, 'We have got good news. I am pregnant.' "
Fisher's PR flack denied the report, saying "If or when Isla becomes pregnant, she and her fiancé will decide if an announcement is necessary." I'm guessing her rep had her eyes gouged out with a hot poker, or she lost her vision in an IED blast while serving in Iraq, because the photos from the New York premiere of The Lookout (in which she plays a stripper — hooray strippers!) where she's wearing a high-waisted (hides the stomach) black (slimming) dress with an overcoat (used for hiding body shape or shotguns) couldn't be more obvious. The pictures of her in the black-and-white print dress, also with an empire waist (hmmm), are from the LA premiere, which happened sometime earlier. And the pictures of her in the pink dress are from the 2006 MTV Movie Awards and aren't exactly relevant, but whatever. What am I on trial. You can't judge me.
In related news, impregnating redheads is awesome and a hell of a lot of fun. -MU
















first!!!!!
“In related news, impregnating redheads is awesome and a hell of a lot of fun” ok. But what about brunettes ????
Along with that in-depth analysis of pregancy divination, just look at those swelling mammeries and the fullness in and around the face.
I think I’m going to tell my girl to dye her hair…
Not the same with brunettes, lightdragon.
Even money the daddy is really Tom Brady.
or K-Fed.
She got pregant from the ice skater ?
sacha baron cohen is hot when not in borat or ali g gear. she’s cute too. but damn, why are her feet so white in pic 6? her legs are orange and her feet are butt-white. weird.
I’m a redhead. :0
How do you let Sasha Cohen impregnate you? Hath you no shame, woman?
But are you hot Erika ??? I love redheads, Her of That 70’s show is awesome.
Christ this girl is sexy. Whenever I think of her, I think of her crazy nympho character (since thats the only thing Ive seen her in)……and that makes it hotter.
How come nobody has said “Woowewahwa”?
she was hot as fuck in home and away
Ravener :I practiced on a few brunettes. It’s just as fun.
if cohen was my baby daddy, i’d be wating outside the door of planned parenthood with a metal hanger @ 5am going open open open open.
So we’re all just going to let it slide that Ufford knows what an “empire waist” is?
YANGSEMASH!
Borat’s punching that??? Good for him man. He’s got the stage 5 clinger, Jim Carrey’s got Jenny McCarthy…chicks dig the funny. And directors. I’m sending a memo out to all the studios today stating that from now on, I only direct comedies. Or porn. I’m versatile that way.
Red, blonde, brunnete, brown, shit give me the god damn rainbow, I could care less if the face and body looks like that!!