03.30.2007 ISLA FISHER HAD UNPROTECTED SEX

Isla Fisher, the fiancée of Sasha Baron Cohen, is almost definitely pregnant, according to three million different news sources and most people with eyes.

The Wedding Crashers actress reportedly announced the couple's happy news in Los Angeles' the Cat and Fiddle pub.

A source is quoted by the Daily Star as saying: "Isla called everyone to a toast and gushed, 'We have got good news. I am pregnant.' "

Fisher's PR flack denied the report, saying "If or when Isla becomes pregnant, she and her fiancé will decide if an announcement is necessary."  I'm guessing her rep had her eyes gouged out with a hot poker, or she lost her vision in an IED blast while serving in Iraq, because the photos from the New York premiere of The Lookout (in which she plays a stripper — hooray strippers!) where she's wearing a high-waisted (hides the stomach) black (slimming) dress with an overcoat (used for hiding body shape or shotguns) couldn't be more obvious.  The pictures of her in the black-and-white print dress, also with an empire waist (hmmm), are from the LA premiere, which happened sometime earlier.  And the pictures of her in the pink dress are from the 2006 MTV Movie Awards and aren't exactly relevant, but whatever.  What am I on trial.  You can't judge me.

In related news, impregnating redheads is awesome and a hell of a lot of fun. -MU




(48) Comments

  1. Lightdragon 03/30/2007 14:04

    first!!!!!

  2. Lightdragon 03/30/2007 14:05

    “In related news, impregnating redheads is awesome and a hell of a lot of fun” ok. But what about brunettes ????

  3. Kyle 03/30/2007 14:11

    Along with that in-depth analysis of pregancy divination, just look at those swelling mammeries and the fullness in and around the face.

    I think I’m going to tell my girl to dye her hair…

  4. Ravener 03/30/2007 14:11

    Not the same with brunettes, lightdragon.

  5. Juan 03/30/2007 14:14

    Even money the daddy is really Tom Brady.

  6. Juan 03/30/2007 14:14

    or K-Fed.

  7. Billy 03/30/2007 14:16

    She got pregant from the ice skater ?

  8. youfoolio 03/30/2007 14:19

    sacha baron cohen is hot when not in borat or ali g gear. she’s cute too. but damn, why are her feet so white in pic 6? her legs are orange and her feet are butt-white. weird.

  9. Erika 03/30/2007 14:21

    I’m a redhead. :0

  10. Ass Tagger 03/30/2007 14:22

    How do you let Sasha Cohen impregnate you? Hath you no shame, woman?

  11. sheepsteeth 03/30/2007 14:28

    But are you hot Erika ??? I love redheads, Her of That 70’s show is awesome.

  12. Jim 03/30/2007 14:29

    Christ this girl is sexy. Whenever I think of her, I think of her crazy nympho character (since thats the only thing Ive seen her in)……and that makes it hotter.

  13. Observer 03/30/2007 14:32

    How come nobody has said “Woowewahwa”?

  14. sheepsteeth 03/30/2007 14:40

    she was hot as fuck in home and away

  15. Lightdragon 03/30/2007 14:46

    Ravener :I practiced on a few brunettes. It’s just as fun.

  16. victoria 03/30/2007 14:49

    if cohen was my baby daddy, i’d be wating outside the door of planned parenthood with a metal hanger @ 5am going open open open open.

  17. Vanilla 03/30/2007 15:01

    So we’re all just going to let it slide that Ufford knows what an “empire waist” is?

  18. Sima 03/30/2007 15:04

    YANGSEMASH!

  19. WilliamtheBloody 03/30/2007 15:06

    Borat’s punching that??? Good for him man. He’s got the stage 5 clinger, Jim Carrey’s got Jenny McCarthy…chicks dig the funny. And directors. I’m sending a memo out to all the studios today stating that from now on, I only direct comedies. Or porn. I’m versatile that way.

  20. howdydoody 03/30/2007 15:08

    Red, blonde, brunnete, brown, shit give me the god damn rainbow, I could care less if the face and body looks like that!!

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