03.30.2007 JESSICA BIEL CAN ANSWER YOUR QUESTION

…as long as that question is, "What has two index fingers and looks great without clothes?"

I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry is supposedly a comedy about firemen who pretend to be gay or something, but that's not what it looks like to me. It looks like it's about Jessica Biel in a rubber catsuit or her underwear.  Which may make it the best movie of this young century.  Some people say she's not all that great of an actress, but I think she's very believable as a sexy woman in her underwear.  Convincing, even.

(I know this has been making the rounds for a couple of days, but I wanted to post about it because some respected scientist with an HDTV finally went the extra mile and created screen caps that actually have decent resolution.  Which is what respected scientists should spend a lot more time doing.  Like they're ever going to cure cancer anyway.  And where's my flying car and dinner pills.  Those guys are useless.)  -MU



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  1. isaac 03/30/2007 11:22

    leche

  2. Robert_Paulson 03/30/2007 11:24

    Will we see her long enough on screen to rub one out or will Adam Sandler pop into frame and blow the whole thing for me? Hitting the pause button on a video so I can finish is so pre-Internet.

  3. Lightdragon 03/30/2007 11:24

    ah crap I`m second. But wouldn`t mind sloppy seconds to that unless you know who came my way.

  4. Lightdragon 03/30/2007 11:25

    ah crap i was third.

  5. Joe 03/30/2007 11:29

    Christ, look at dat ass! I have no idea when this movie is coming out, but I’m starting a line today.

  6. wtfersk8s 03/30/2007 11:32

    so f’n sexy

  7. Aaron 03/30/2007 11:33

    Lilly Allen has cankles.

  8. James01 03/30/2007 11:36

    buther face

  9. Observer 03/30/2007 11:37

    Cute vulva - wish I could see it uncovered.

  10. Lightdragon 03/30/2007 11:38

    nice ass ,but i can think one who has a better one.

  11. WilliamtheBloody 03/30/2007 11:41

    Christ the internet is awesome. Those have to be the best scenes from this whole movie. Now I’ll be able to spend those two hours swimming with dolphins or developing vaccines for infectious diseases. Or maybe I’ll put the finishing touches on the 50 ft robotic Jessica Biel I’ve been tinkering with…ok, so she’s only 25 ft because I built her bent over. You think you’re better than me?

  12. Hank Scorpio 03/30/2007 11:42

    I knew Seventh Heaven was a good show for some reason… and eventually seeing JB like this is good enough (for now).

  13. pepsiaftertaste 03/30/2007 11:42

    another hot chick to add to the list of women who’s shit i want to eat. pile it all in baby, straight from the arsehole…. fucking yummy

  14. sheepsteeth 03/30/2007 11:43

    She is absolute perfection, now to find out where she lives.

  15. LantiEwell 03/30/2007 11:47

    I’d give her my 7″ Heaven; aw hell, who am I foolin’, she’s so hot, I’d let her have the whole thing, not just half!

  16. The Lord Humungus The Warrior of the Wasteland The Ayatollah of Rock-and-Rollah 03/30/2007 11:56

    Another Adam Sandler movie…… Want to save 8 bucks and yet have the effect of watching this movie? Scarf down some Syrup of Ipecac and look at these photos of Jessica.

  17. Huge Taco Man 03/30/2007 11:58

    She’s pretty hot… for a man.

  18. bryce 03/30/2007 12:00

    HTM: If she’s a dude, I’d still bang him. And I’d even brag about it. Even if she had a huge hairy cock and balls he’d still be the best looking bit of ass I had scored…

  19. BarbadoSlim 03/30/2007 12:05

    Keep the tits, discard the rest of this dooooode…

  20. LoRider 03/30/2007 12:11

    I have to say I do.nt get what all the fuss is over this chick. She’s ok, but she’s no Diane Lane. And no, none of you guys look good to me, so do.nt be trying any gay shi+ on me.

    Ride Lo

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