JOEL MADDEN IS A TOUGH GUY

The Beverly Hills Police Department is investigating punk rock legend Joel Madden after a female photographer filed a report claiming he assaulted her during a confrontation Sunday night.  TMZ says:

…the woman claimed Madden struck her on the left breast "with the heel of his hand" as the rocker tried to escort his girlfriend, Nicole Richie, out of the back door of Mr. Chow restaurant in Beverly Hills. The photographer told TMZ that she has a welt to prove it, and had to see a doctor for treatment.  Madden can be seen throwing a forceful, open-handed stiff-arm into the chest of another paparazzo, moments after the alleged incident.  

Joel Madden might be the toughest guy wearing eyeliner in the whole world, but he still looks like he would cry if a bumblebee flew past his ear and any 10 year old with a pillow could leave him in a bloody lump, beaten like an Iraqi prisoner.  These homos in Hollywood think they run LA because they can get a pedicure at any salon in town without an appointment when in reality they’re about as tough as a basket of baby koalas.