03.16.2007 KIRSTEN DUNST IS A BIG STAR

Kirsten Dunst was named the ShoWest Female Star of the Year last night in Las Vegas. And really, why wouldn’t she be? She was in one movie for 2006, “Marie Antoinette” and it only lost 10 million dollars or so, a huge success based on every other movie starring Kirsten Dunst. Presumably she was given this award based on the future success of the upcoming “Spiderman 3″, which means they could have just as easily given it to “Transformers” star Megan Fox. And while the Spiderman beauty is second to none, it’s easy to see that Megan is a fox!

(NOTE - that last sentence was written by guest writer Billy Bush, whose indomitable spirit brings joy to Americas heart.)

(41) Comments

  1. Jim 03/16/2007 15:27

    yeah, shes pretty damn hot…..megan fox, not the troll.

  2. JoeBlow 03/16/2007 15:29

    I’d let Dunst suck the skin of my dick then blow my load up her nose.

  3. Hairy 03/16/2007 15:34

    Megan Fox is about the only thing I’m looking forward to in BayBots, and even then I refuse to give them my money and will watch it on-line. DAMN YOU MICHAEL BAY!

  4. Pol Pot Pie 03/16/2007 15:39

    She’s a FOX!. Get it, I used her name to describe how hot she is

  5. Pedro! 03/16/2007 15:41

    Megan Fox is a FOX - yeah baby!

  6. Steve06 03/16/2007 15:49

    This is a moot story.

  7. Tom17 03/16/2007 15:52

    Kirsten Dunst needs to get hollowed out by some black dudes.

  8. N-Barley 03/16/2007 15:53

    Megan Fox has just transformed my pants. When I say transformed etc…

  9. Huge Taco Man 03/16/2007 16:01

    My crotch just transformed into an erect penis.

  10. Ryan13 03/16/2007 16:01

    It’s goddamn “Transformers”. It could feature 45 minutes of two dudes slapping their flaccid cocks against the camera lens, and I would still be first in line for the midnight showing. But yeah, having this chick in there doesn’t hurt. I’m sure she’ll go down reeeeal smooooothe….

  11. Huge Taco Man 03/16/2007 16:01

    bahh! beaten!

  12. Vlad 03/16/2007 16:06

    The Transforming, battling robots and gratuitous explosions are enough to get me wood. But with Megan Fox I’ll need surgery to get it back down. Fucking Shia LeBeouf. He gets to star with this other hot piece of ass too.

  13. Vlad 03/16/2007 16:07

    Hot piece of ass in question: http://www.idmodels.com/sarahroemer/index.html

  14. Hairy 03/16/2007 16:08

    Umm Ryan, if the Transformers movie was just 45 minutes of “two dudes slapping their flaccid cocks against the camera lens” it would be better than the insulting piece of crap they’ve made.

  15. Ass Tagger 03/16/2007 16:15

    I love how the article is supposed to be about Dunst and everybody’s talking about what a hot piece of ass Fox is.

  16. Sebastian 03/16/2007 16:18

    I have no idea who Megan Fox is, but I look forward to more pics of her bending over stuff. Also, I’m pleased to see that Ms Dunst has figured out how to cover her infamous gnashers with her lips, even though it looks like it’s a bit of a struggle.

  17. Thomas 03/16/2007 16:18

    I thought the story was about Fox and just inadvertantly had a pic of Snags and her fangs damn near busting out of her mouth. She’s not stifling a laugh or taking a dump standing up, folks…it takes concentration to keep those things in.

  18. OMGWTF 03/16/2007 16:28

    I hated Marie Antoinette. But the soundtrack is amazing.

  19. Bruised&Spongey 03/16/2007 16:30

    Only in Hollywood are you going to have a hot piece of ass in a tow truck that is a mechanic - most tow truck drivers I’ve seen are about 3 biscuits shy of 400 and haven’t showered in a month or so… but are still more fuckable than ol’ snaggletooth, so they got that going for them

  20. EdgardoElegante 03/16/2007 16:57

    This actress Megan Fox looks like a classy lady. I would like to stick it in her butt.

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