03.07.2007 LINDSAY HASNT CHANGED A BIT

Lindsay Lohan may have cut back on her drinking and general partying since her stint in rehab last month, but very little has changed in her professional life.  And by that I mean, she's still a complete fuckup and disaster to have on a set.  She looks hot though.  MSNBC says:

…an insider on the set of her new flick says Lohan is still displaying some of the unpredictability that upset her co-workers on the recently completed “Georgia Rule."  Lohan kept crew members waiting for hours on the set of "I Know Who Killed Me" … "When she finally arrived, she said that she needed to take a nap," the source said.  But Lohan didn't emerge from her trailer for five hours, and then threw up and immediately went home…

And her day at the office ends in complete triumph!  To recap: show up 5 hours late, take a nap, throw up, go home.  Awesome.  I dare you to try this at your job.  Not only will you fired immediately, but you'll be dragged outside and beaten with those comically oversized Captain Caveman clubs.  Then you'll be sealed in a coffin with scorpions and buried alive,  And you’ll deserve it.  In fact, I think its legal.


(77) Comments

  1. 03/07/2007 18:56

    Lindsay Lohan is so funny.

  2. JC 03/07/2007 19:08

    How can a person be so clueless?

  3. JC 03/07/2007 19:09

    Pretty soon she’ll have more lines on her face than in her scripts. Oh wait, that’s now.

  4. SirSnooty 03/07/2007 19:16

    Badump chhhhh

  5. Anthony 03/07/2007 19:23

    haha. i love those Captain Caveman clubs. Differentiable is so derivative.

  6. 03/07/2007 19:39

    You integrated that into a sentence well, Anthony.

  7. Brave Sir Robin 03/07/2007 19:41

    Are all the people in Hollywood like 16 year old boys? Why do they put up with this shit? Don’t they realize when they get to college there will be lot’s of chicks and they’ll even have a pretty good shot at a three-way with a couple of druken kappa pledges?

  8. victoria 03/07/2007 19:44

    she looks bummier and bummier. how does this bitch not see her face aging at the speed of crack?

  9. thor 03/07/2007 19:46

    Love the rack, hate the person (and the mind, and the attitude and the … well, the list goes on and on).

  10. thor 03/07/2007 19:51

    Hey, Differentiable said something funny.

  11. Brave Sir Robin 03/07/2007 20:11

    let’s not bicker about who killed who, this is supposed to be a happy occasion….

  12. HoC 03/07/2007 20:35

    Nice cpt caveman reference. Isn’t that what they call synergy?

  13. T-bird 03/07/2007 20:58

    she should just be sold into white slavery in thailand. there really is no other use for her than to pop her & drop her.

  14. Zack 03/07/2007 21:10

    LiLo is crashing and burning in slow motion. Just My Luck tanked, Chapter 27 can’t find a distributor, and her next films (Georgia Rule and some crappy movie about poetry that’s got Kiera Knightley, who’s also on her way down) aren’t looking like blockbusters either. Lilo is gonna have to take a pretty big pay cut if she expects people to continue to put up with her shit.

  15. Ryan13 03/07/2007 21:18

    Nice stems, baby.

  16. NedLudd 03/07/2007 21:28

    I’d uncork one in that. She’s lookin good!

  17. Jombee 03/07/2007 21:33

    What? No pictures from the back? This is bullshit…

  18. Lisa 03/07/2007 21:42

    I must say, she looks great. Bitch. :)

  19. tripod 03/07/2007 22:22

    She’s fugly…..freckled and ugly.

  20. Richard 03/07/2007 22:31

    I Know Who Killed Her too. Jack Daniels.

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