The New York Post says that a 30 day stay at the Wonderland rehab clinic hasn't done much to slow down Lindsay Lohans hard-partying lifestyle. Lindsay has been out every night this week during her stay in New York, hitting all the big name hot spots and getting lit. Just for the record, she's still underage. Page Six says:
The newly blond starlet was with Jude Law at The Box both Friday and Saturday nights, where spies said she was "drinking champagne and dancing with four Lindsay look-alikes." She also partied at Stereo last Friday, Butter and Bungalow 8 on Monday, and had plans to hit the Plumm last night with pal Charlotte Ronson.
No one actually thought that "Lindsay Lohan is going to rehab" meant that "Lindsay Lohan is going to rehab", did they? No one really thought she was gonna change, right? And why would she? This shit is fun. Maybe I'm getting caught up in the moment, but I'm ready to give her the award for being Hollywood's Best Drunken Tramp. Deciding a winner for this award has been a complicated journey with endless rules and quantifiers and a highly evolved system designed to eliminate subjectivity and scientifically decide who was number 1. I don't happen to know what any of those quantifiers were, but mostly it involves getting high and blowing guys.
Lindsay Lohan is nothing special.
“This is Sparta!” - 300
Fuck you Differwhatever, she’s smokin hot in that picture.
god, I would still hit it all night long. then I would let the chloroform wear off.
Drunk and Easy: on grocery shelves near you.
And yes, despite the alcohol/drugs (or perhaps because of them) she actually seems even sexier lately. I guess the sweet bloom of girlish innocence is finally gone? ;)
Yeah, in 5 years she’ll be dead. And JC she got lucky in that photo, most of the time she looks like her mom.
one word - hawt!
Getting high and blowing guys.
Two things she does oh so well.
man, i sure do hate drunk, hot, and easy 20 year old girls. give me more stick-in-the-mud ugly dudes on this page, please!
Brendan, can’t you please block Differentiable? I’m sick of every first comment being exactly the same and by the same jerkoff loser.
Also, why does Lindsey’s forehead go up to the top of her scalp?
I wonder what kind of training program the “hanger’s on” have to go through to keep up with LiLo. I’ll bet there is a reserve of “friends” that have to keep some pretty sophisticated scheduling software working overtime just to ensure that she has her entire support team available at a moments notice. I think she must be possessed by some alien demon. I say alien demon because the liberals on this board would castigate me for claiming that domestic demons existed.
i’ll admit that she can look hot from time to time but she pisses me off so much that my brain will not allow my vision to see pretty. just fire and brimstone with an occasional cigg and crack pipe burned lips.
She’s not the kind you take home to meet mom. She’s the kind you take home to lock in your basement and sodomize daily.
Lindsay and four Lindsay look-a-likes!? I’d hit it six times (I’d do the real LiLo twice).
Was that Bunglow 8 or Motel 6?
Contents of Lindsay’s “water bottle”: Everclear and Red Bull. You’re not fooling anyone, baby.
she is so unoriginal. i must know a zillion 20-year olds just like her dumbass, only none of them look like Stockard fucking Channing.
Blonde LiLo looks a lot like her mom. And you know, all of her partying this week might be to celebrate her dad getting out of the slammer. That’s a close-knit family there.
i think lindsay’s publicist can spell about as well as she can, and misspells a couple of words consistently. one, “alcholics anonymous” is a fairly common misspelling of “alcoholics all over us,” and although not nearly as common, she seems to be also spelling “habit” as “rehab.”
i mean, if you’re as dumb as lindsay, why would you hire someone smarter than you to speak for you? that would just make you feel dumber.
it explains a lot.
http://www.rehabisthenewblack.com