OMINOUS LILY DEPP UPDATE

In Touch says that a "rusty tack is responsible for the serious illness that could be threatening the life of Johnny Depp's 7-year-old daughter, Lily-Rose".  Lily apparently scratched herself on the nail at Depps farmhouse in France and the wound was left untreated.  She has been in London's Great Ormond Street Hospital for Children since February 28 and despite a statement from Depps publicist saying things are going well, sources say they are not.  Johnny's rep said:

"We are happy to report that their daughter is doing much better. The family greatly appreciates the continued support and respect of their privacy."  

The reality may be more grim.  Sources say one of Lily's kidneys is affected and so far she is not responding to treatment.  A source says:

"Blood poisoning developed. It has now spread through her body and has affected her vital organs."

I'm not a doctor, despite what my picture in that hunky calendar may have led you to believe, so I have no idea how serious this is.  I am however a sexy warrior, as you can tell by the picture of me blowing into a conch shell on the side of a cliff.