It would seem Pax Thien Jolie has cleared the last hurdle and is now the official adopted son of Angelina Jolie. They new addition to the family was previously reported to arrive in the United States this weekend but it may be as early as tonight. He was issued a passport (picture above) and is now free to travel. Jolie has kept relatively quiet on the whole affair as she seems more and more concerned about the spotlight that is shined on her family wherever she goes. Jolie says:
"I will stay at home to help Pax adjust to his new life. I have four children and caring for them is the most important thing for me at the moment. I am very proud and happy to be their mother … Photographs and press coverage will make (Pax) upset. I'm very worried about that. I would like to say I'm sorry for bringing this into Pax's life."
Sorry? She just delivered this kid from a Vietnamese orphanage to a lifetime of opulence and splendor. Based on my awesome level of jingoism, I'm pretty sure Vietnam sucks. Last night he slept on a bed stuffed with bones and hay and ate a stew made from rocks and hair, but today he’ll fly to his new house on an 80 million dollar private jet and “mom“ is the hottest piece of ass on the planet. The only thing she needs to apologize for is the kid may pass out from squealing with delight.
Angelina Jolie is nothing special.
“This is Sparta!” - 300
Angelina Jolie is nothing special.
“This is Sparta!” - 300
Differentiable is a douche bag.
Differentiable is a super vinegar douche bag.
“Im sorry for bringing this into his life”? Yeah right.
She’s going to be the female version of Woody Allen in 10 years.
If she’s sorry for bringing this into his life, why did she do it? I swear Hollywood has a mean IQ of like 79. Dolts.
I’m sorry that my obsession with collecting brown kids overrides my desire to see them happy and left alone. And I’m sorry, but as f**kable as I’m sure Angie is, she’s got no ass and has forearms like Emperor Palpatine.
I wonder how many postage stamps they have to put on his head before they could ship him to Hollywood. BTW, I would gladly serve Angelina a protein snack anytime she wanted without compensation — I’m just that giving of a person.
This will get bad then worse.I can see the headlines in 15 years.
I’m not sure if your mom being the “hottest piece of ass on the planet” is something you’d really desire. But I’m old fashioned so maybe you kids know better than I do. I’d like it more if YOUR mother was the hottest piece of ass on the planet, but she’s not so obviously that’s a problem.
Wow! It’s amazing! He looks EXACTLY like Brad & Angie! Well, if they were Vietnamese. Really, though, he’s got thick lips like Angie, and smallish eyes like Brad. You know they chose him for that reason. “Honey, let’s make sure to pick a kid who looks kind of like us, OK? Cuz our egos aren’t fed enough already!”
” I have four children and caring for them is the most important thing for me at the moment.”….at the moment??? What the fuck??? Shouldn’t that be the most important thing for the rest of your life?…or until social services shuts you down and takes those kids away…
Angelina also added, “Screw you, Jennifer Aniston! You didn’t want to have any children, you wanted a ‘career,’ so you lost Brad and now your ‘career’ is in the crapper too! In the words of Nelson Muntz–ha ha!” She added,”up yours, Mad-on-na! The last time I looked it was Angelina 4, Fake-British Washed-up Pop Star 1!”
That little slant is just happy he doesn’t have to pick rice anymore.
Angelina is a nice person, maybe the nicest in Hollywood, but you can stop calling her the hottest woman on the planet. The only reason people think that she is that hot is because they think she does crazy shit in bed, like stuff stereo speakers in her butt while you bang her angel hole.
You know that she thinks she shelters these’s kids and does not shower them with gifts but she ends up giving them these freakishly cool gifts that would make James bond Piss his pants and shove a pencil in his ear because they are so cool. I expect: ” Welcome to LA Pax, Here is a full sized remote control helicopter with 3 thermal seaking paint ball guns mounted on the side”
*Differentiable is a douche bag.* - Mike —- Come on Mike, do not be mad because I managed to post before you even though you sit in front of your computer all day doing nothing but looking at this site. I just have better reflexes than you. And if the double post is what is bothering you, blame whoever wrote this horrid CMS.
“she does crazy shit in bed, like stuff stereo speakers in her butt while you bang her angel hole.” - Damn, I KNEW someoene was hiding in the closet watching us last weekend!!
“hottest piece of ass on the planet” if you like women covered in tattoos, anorexic and crazy. She was hot in the day, but I can go to the local mall and see much better.