Good news if you like footage of ghost pirates set to stirring music, because the first trailer for "Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End" went online late last night. Um, and here it is. It's pretty scary, but it's got all the elements that made the first two movies so much fun, including monkeys in little outfits, stereotypes about black people and Johnny Depp saying something cool and then swinging across a ship. Although, to be honest, I think that last one might be some kind of special effect. I tried it and its practically impossible. To be fair, all I had was a rope in a tree, and I'm not that crazy about heights so I just kinda held the rope above my head and ran along the ground. Unfortunately my depth perception was all fucked up because of the patch over my eye and I ran into the tree, which appeared to be much further away than it really was. Overall I guess you'd have to say that the effect wasn't very similar to what they show here. That kind of bullshit really takes me out of the story.