03.28.2007 RACHEL AND MONICA FINALLY KISSED

Man, nothing stirs my loins like two botoxed crones with a combined age of eighty making out.

Courteney Cox kissed Jennifer Aniston at the end of this scene in that television show on FX that no one watches, fulfilling a fantasy I had a mere twelve years ago.  Only it was pretty much the unsexiest lesbian kiss ever.  You could show me a video of two St. Bernards licking each other and I'd get more turned on.  I guess that's why they don't let me go by the animal shelter any more.  Oh sure, everyone says they like animal lovers, but go the extra mile with a wiener dog and people get creeped out.  Hypocrites. -MU



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  1. EFFO 03/28/2007 19:47

    First! Hehehe

  2. EFFO 03/28/2007 19:47

    Was that two or three days already?

  3. EFFO 03/28/2007 19:49

    And what’s with posting this once (2086), then deleting it and posting it again?

  4. wwtdd 03/28/2007 20:03

    I’ve coughed up sexier things than that after a big night out.

  5. DisplacedSarcasm 03/28/2007 20:14

    wwtdd LMFAO! Shit, nothing I say will be funny after that.

  6. Ken 03/28/2007 20:16

    That was icky.

  7. victoria 03/28/2007 20:21

    nothing gets me hotter than some luke warm aging stiff desperate girl on girl action….ew

  8. Dave02 03/28/2007 20:21

    It looks like their skulls are trying to escape the horrid confines of their skin.

  9. Willie Beamin 03/28/2007 20:39

    damn..there was better kissing on friends…not that i watched that show or anything

  10. Lightdragon 03/28/2007 20:40

    That’s retarded

  11. Hugh G. Rection 03/28/2007 20:42

    The episode of Friends where they kissed to settle the bet with Joey and the other guy (both of whom rushed across the hall to promptly spank the monkey afterward) was pretty funny.

  12. Angelinas Personal Assistant 03/28/2007 20:48

    PAINFULLY bad acting. Jesus H Christ. Horrible, horrible. 2 mins back please.

  13. Jim 03/28/2007 21:21

    Ive kissed my mother with more passion.

  14. The Lord Humungus The Warrior of the Wasteland The Ayatollah of Rock-and-Rollah 03/28/2007 21:39

    Wow. A lesbian kiss scene in a George Romero zombie movie would be sexier than this.

  15. FrankKissel 03/28/2007 21:59

    aniston looks good there.

  16. Lisa 03/28/2007 23:04

    Whoop-dee-whoo. That was exciting. NOT! But, it was still better than the entire series of FRIENDS put together.

  17. Angela 03/28/2007 23:29

    Lisa, I’m sorry you watched the entire series of Friends. Are you past it now?

  18. tripod 03/28/2007 23:37

    Aniston looked lousy there. Same old same old, except older and more leathery. Also looks like she could grow a pretty decent stache if she decided not to have her lip waxed. Oh and the kiss….ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Lame attempt at grabbing ratings for a suck-ass show.

  19. KJ 03/28/2007 23:54

    Yeah, that was pretty fucking lame.

  20. mRABbit 03/28/2007 23:57

    21:21 ..I’ve kissed your mother with more passion.

    FIRST! ..with the Jim’s mom jokes!

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