I keep hearing about how there's all this pressure to be thin in Hollywood. And yet … damn. Salama Hayek has always been thick but now she's really pushing the limits. It goes against my every instinct to make fun of a chick with big boobs but when the hell did she get this fat. I bet when she sits down she looks like a panda (like this). And it might not be the best idea to wear one color like that. People might think she's a bean bag.
FUN FACT: spell-check recommends "salami" for "Salma". I think spell-check just called her fat.
SEXY UPDATE - Hot sounding reader Ashli says, "Just a little FYI - Salma Hayek is wearing a fat suit for a guest spot on Ugly Betty, she hasn't sullied her perfect body with cheesecake and cookies. As a girl, I would still hit it though." And since chicks who say “I would hit it” about other chicks and spell their names in cute little ways are well known to be really smart and have nothing but the highest integrity, I've decided that she is 100 percent right. About everything. All the time. Not just this.
First…let me say what a pig!
Second…let me say that I’d rather put hot coals in my eyes than look at this again.
Third….aw fuckit, this isn’t fun.
Day. Ruined.
I’d put somthing between those mashers.
oh wow!
Those are beautiful. I guess this makes me a chubby-chaser.
Bar- I mean, Selma the Dinosaur.
On second thought, I think that hair is the real problem, not her size.
Maybe she’s ’spectin’ triplets.
When danger reared its ugly head he bravely turned his tail and fled….
big girls need love too
I’ll do her anyway, without a doubt !!!
Hahaha I love it. I love alil bit of chubbiness. Amazing boobs. I hate her fucking accent though. God i hate hispanic girls. But hell yes to this one. Call me crazy but i am a former special needs hospital patient so i have an excuse.
To shout out to other loyal posters, I would still stick my huge taco man inside of her fucko face.
Meh, I’d still slide right in there
The boobs look like Salma’s but the rest…eesh. Looks like the gypsy woman who placed a curse on me just because I ran over her horse in my steam traction engine …after testing out this new tranquiliser rifle i’d treated myself to… after swindling the gypsy woman’s family out of their fortune. Now i am cursed to go through life with an irrational fear of men who part their hair from the right. Puh!
Just remember her as that got ass vampire leader, then all you lame asses tell me you wouldn’t pound her chimichangas.
is she pregnant tho
Helloooooooooo, she’s 6 months pregnant. Where have you guys been? I’m making this up as I go along - DAMN! Ride Lo