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Media Take Out is publishing today what they say is an authentic picture that tells the tale of a classic struggle, the battle between Paris Hiltons mouth and a penis.  Who will rule the day!  Media Take Out says:

For weeks MediaTakeOut.com has heard rumors of a tape involving Paris Hilton and Cee Lo from the group Gnarls Barkley. At first we didn't believe it. But now proof of the tape's existence has surfaced.  MediaTakeOut.com has exclusively obtained a pic of what appears to be Paris and the Gnarls Barkley singer engaged in an act.

You can see the very NSFW picture here.  It looks a lot like that top picture, except for more hot penis action!  Keep in mind, Paris Hilton hates black people, so this may be fake.  On the other hand, Paris Hilton does love a good dickin, so it may be real.  Can even the council of heaven sort out this mystery?   I don’t know my friends, I just dont know.