THE WORLDS LEAST SURPRISING STORY

By brendon March 19, 2007 @ 10:12 AM

Media Take Out is publishing today what they say is an authentic picture that tells the tale of a classic struggle, the battle between Paris Hiltons mouth and a penis.  Who will rule the day!  Media Take Out says:

For weeks MediaTakeOut.com has heard rumors of a tape involving Paris Hilton and Cee Lo from the group Gnarls Barkley. At first we didn't believe it. But now proof of the tape's existence has surfaced.  MediaTakeOut.com has exclusively obtained a pic of what appears to be Paris and the Gnarls Barkley singer engaged in an act.

You can see the very NSFW picture here.  It looks a lot like that top picture, except for more hot penis action!  Keep in mind, Paris Hilton hates black people, so this may be fake.  On the other hand, Paris Hilton does love a good dickin, so it may be real.  Can even the council of heaven sort out this mystery?   I don’t know my friends, I just dont know.



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(85) Comments

  1. Chunk Norris 03/19/2007 11:24

    Does that make her crazy?

  2. MrFadedGlory 03/19/2007 11:25

    Amazing….even while sucking off some dude, she manages to ensure she gets the photo taken from the right to hide her lazy eye….

  3. Brian 03/19/2007 11:27

    Is she a Necromancer?

  4. 03/19/2007 11:28

    Maybe she’s craaaaaazyyy!

  5. moneyshot01 03/19/2007 11:29

    ho fo sho.

  6. Jim 03/19/2007 11:29

    As much as I hate Paris, that picture is as fake as the day is long.

  7. ThatGirl 03/19/2007 11:29

    Paris with penis is as bad as Britney with children….always having to face the camera. And…eat….them?

    Poor britney’s children.

  8. Morgan02 03/19/2007 11:29

    Doesn’t seem real, but I’m the worst judge of photos ever.

  9. Juan 03/19/2007 11:30

    I’m shocked, shocked!

  10. Juan 03/19/2007 11:31

    I think this was taken when Paris was in Austria recently. You know, at the Weinerpuffenfest.

  11. ben 03/19/2007 11:31

    youtube or it didnt happen

  12. Ryan13 03/19/2007 11:32

    What does it matter. Paris is a whore, and people use cameras sometimes. No shock.

  13. brian16 03/19/2007 11:33

    In the words of Wu from Deadwood, “COCKSOOOOKA!!!”

  14. Angela 03/19/2007 11:33

    Maybe they were going to have ear sex. “Once you go black, you go deaf.”

  15. bryce 03/19/2007 11:36

    Fake! Paris loves the cock but even a blind nun could call this one. Aren’t there lots of other pictures of her fucking/sucking anyway so it’s not even a Paris in Sex Tape Shocker… I hope she dies soon. Cunt.

  16. Rick03 03/19/2007 11:37

    I’d have to say that is defiantly fake… and not even a good one.

  17. Juan 03/19/2007 11:37

    now that I look at it more carefully, it’s clear this is a photo from the recording session for Paris’s debut CD. Don’t you know a microphone when you see one? Sure, they had to MAKE it look like a penis so they wouldn’t scare Paris away.

  18. Angela 03/19/2007 11:42

    I think it’s funny to show a penis, but the words on the picture have been blacked out.

  19. Joseph 03/19/2007 11:42

    Would it make a difference if it were fake or not? That would be like Dahmer saying, “Nah, I didn’t kill and sodomize that guy, just the other guys.”

  20. bryce 03/19/2007 11:44

    I want more ‘Crazy Britney’ stories… Lets make one up. Britney got married to her AA boyfriend in Vegas. Went out drinking to celebrate and was tragically trampled to death by an elephant at Circus Circus. Plausable?

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