Angelina Jolie has successfully completed the adoption process for her new son and they could be back in the United States as early as tomorrow. The three-year-old boy was picked up late last night after Jolie received the official adoption agreement from the Vietnamese orphanage where the boy has been residing since November of 2003. The only remaining hurdle is for Jolie to meet with U.S. consular officials who must review the adoption before a passport can be issued for the boy. Us.com says:
Vietnamese press claim that that the boy is named Pham Quang Sang and will be renamed Pax Thien Jolie. Pax means "peace" in Latin and Thien is "sky" in Vietnamese. Local press also reports that Jolie's new son cried and hid during the official ceremony, and that the actress comforted him in Vietnamese. Jolie's other adopted son, Maddox, was also present. Jolie and her two children finished the ceremony by 10 a.m. local time and then returned to their hotel.
Man, this kid is so lucky. Most people cant pull off wearing rainbow socks, but he makes it look cool. Then again, a recent poll of one Vietnamese guy I saw in a movie on Showtime revealed that 100 percent of Vietnamese people plan their criminal activities while walking with a tiger around the pool in a silver thong and mirrored sunglasses, so, based on my awesome level of racism, there’s really no limit to the fashion daring of these people.
Angelina Jolie is so cool. — “This is Sparta!”
Was there anyone here who had any doubt that this ho was gonna have her kid soon? “Treated just like any other application” my ass.
maddox is going to break this kid’s neck his first night home. there’s only room for one asian.
HAHAHAHA I give it 3 months till she gets another one.
i wonder how long it will be til all of these kids start banging each other. i mean really, angie has no problem making out with her biological brother.
Pax? Why not K-Pax? Or better yet, Dweezil. Or, since his last name is Jolie (Brad to Angie: “Leave my name out of this”), how about Tres (Tres Jolie)? Really, she COULD have bought TWO kids on this trip, they’re small.
Angelina needs to start an adoption support agency to financially assist other people to adopt kids. To continue to do this to kids like Maddox makes it seem like they never left the orphanage. She just changed their hemisphere and the price of their caretakers.
Her angry looking kid is going to kick the crap out of this nerdy one.
H’mm? Those so called orphans all appear to be wearing bright new clothes. The orphanages i contract my child labour from for the munitions factory do things properly. Rags. That’s what orphans should wear and if they want shoes they have to fight for them. Fight bears.
God damn T-bird ye be quicker than I.
She’s changing his given name? What is he, a pet?
mmmmmm. huge taco!!!!!
she needs to calm down. i believe someone on this blod mentioned that she “accsessorizes” with adopted children. that couldn’t be anymore true.
Aniston is breaking down as we speak!
angelina jolie absolutely pathetic, and worthless. i’d still probably let brad fuck me in the ass if it gave me a sure chance to suck on her nipples
and the gayest comment is awarded to aep
Why’d they have to give the poor kid a new name? And I hope she speaks Vietnamese well enough to understand him. Must be very confusing for him.
I can just see the taunt’s at school. “Hey, you pax of shit” “Your mamma found you in a pax of fortune cookies, while in paxistan” I also get the sense that Jolie like’s the adopted kid’s better then the one that came out of her angel hole.
I want her poop on my pee-pee.
@ Michael and Abby. Look, Angelina bought this kid, she can do whatever she wants. Change his name, shave his head, paint him green, raise him as a girl, perform strange medical experiments on him (”Hey, let’s give him a third arm!”). It’s all part of her master plan. Get on board, people, or get out of her way!