Devastatingly handsome reader Ethan stopped breaking hearts just long enough to send in a story about Vince Vaughn and that fug chick he banged in Budapest last Thanksgiving (read the back story to that here). And since sources simply don’t come any more rock solid than emails from presumably stoned readers, I guarantee this story is 100 percent true (*). And here it is:
So my boss was 30 minutes late for his meeting with 4 college students and I ended up sitting around with 4 ugly chicks talking about their spring breaks and looking for something to end my life with, when ugly chick #1 casually drops this line: "Yeah and then I met Vince Vaughns girlfriend". Apparently when ugly #1 was in Florida, hanging out with some sailors, she met a guy who was with his cousin, who was the girl from Texas Trinity College that Vince hooked up with in Budapest. I think we all kind of thought that it was just one of those "Oh fuck it I need to get my dick wet" moments for Vince, but apparently they are an item, and the girl even got a call from "Vince V." on her cell phone.Now I'm generally not one to trust ugly chicks, but either this girl was talking out of her gigantic, unshapely ass, or Vince is still banging ugly chicks.
Most of my time is spent either smooching supermodels or dominating fight clubs, so I don't really have time to confirm every story and verify every source that gets submitted to Tyler. But even though my time I precious, I did try to confirm this with my source. Unfortunately my source is a life sized cut out of Tori Wilson and she only had one thing on her mind, baby.
(*) not a guarantee.