Paris Hilton has been sporting a ridiculously huge rack lately, like last night at Hugh Hefners birthday party, and according to my science calculator, it's clearly not the same rack she used to have (as seen in the pictures below). These have to be implants because there's no wonder-bra in the world that can do this. If there is, it's inventor should be given the Nobel prize for Unparalleled Achievement in Awesomeness. Which is not to be confused with my Nobel prizes for Excellence in Pushups and Lovemaking.
i like it
damn. nice purchase.
What deity can turn pancakes into grapefruits?!
It’s good but I would have spent the money getting her raging STDs taken care of. Of who am I kidding? Big tits for everyone!
She actually looks hot in that left picture - and in a non-skanky way. She just needs to get that beak fixed - you could hang beef from the hook at the end of her nose.
What a fucking whore,now with bags of fluid inserted into her chest.
weird. what happened to my comment?
oh n/m. I’m imagining things. must be paris’s tits. It’s like car wrecks…i can’t stop staring!
Hmmm long blond hair, new huge boob job….WOOT!! Soon we will hopefully see this skank go the way of Anna Nicole.
she’s preggo…let the possible fathers come forward
bryce—there is no cure for the “herp” so in this case it was probably best to get the bigger tits. how else was she going to get guys to forget her slit is rotten?
new tits=new porno M I RITE?
those things lessen my hate for her, but i still want to see her blow up. and not in a “get fat” way, or a “im making tons of money and becoming totally famous” way. i mean actually explode.
So very, very bored with her.
the look suits her, i suppose. must be for her self-esteem. oh… wait.
That dude she’s hanging with, the guy who created “Girls Gone Wild,” has surely arrived — and he’s sporting the “Girls Gone Wild” trucker hat to prove it. You just can’t buy that kind of class and dignity. Well played, Mr. Bond. Well played.
Gosh - I so love her. And now I love her more because she has bigger tits.
You know I said the same thing to my wife - she did not laugh.
And yet not too long ago she said only girls with ugly faces get breast implants, so I’m glad she took her own advice.
Nice. My only worry is that the silicone might fuse with one of her VD’s and form some sort of super-virus.
LOL @ Amy M. THAT IS SO TRUE.