WOODY HARRELSON IS A JACKASS

Woody Harrelson got into a violent altercation with bouncers at a Venice Beach bar last week, while out for the night with buddy Owen Wilson.  Woody reportedly tried to leave the bar with two glasses of wine in his hands.  This is against California law.  When the bouncer at the door tried to stop him, Woody sucker-punched him.  Another bouncer stepped in but to no avail.  The National Enquirer (per cele/bitchy) says:

That started a full-scale brawl in the street, with a second bouncer joining in and wrestling Woody to the ground. Woody punched and scratched the bouncers and gouged a fingernail into one of their faces, just about [sic] the eye, said the bar source.  “Blood was streaming down the bouncer’s face, and Woody cut his hand on the broken glass on the sidewalk… Blood was all over the place.”  Two California Highway Patrol officers, who were writing a ticket across the street, raced over to stop the fight.  “Woody was still flaling away, and the officers ended up cuffing him and putting him in the back of a squad car while they tried to sort out the mess…”

Somehow Woody was not arrested.  Owen Wilson was said to have walked across the street when the altercation started and didn’t get involved.  Probably because he’s Owen Wilson, and has been wrist deep in more Playmates than boxing gloves.  Any 10 year old could probably kick his ass, but then Owen would bang the kids mom.  Who’s laughing now, you little punk.