News of the World is reporting that Angelina Jolie is planning to adopt for the fourth time, just weeks after she adopted a 5-year old boy from Vietnam. She has also adopted Maddox from Cambodia and Zahara from Ethiopia and she of course has Shiloh, her natural daughter with her boyfriend Brad Pitt. Now Jolie wants to adopt a girl from Chad to "balance the family." News says:
A source discussing Angelina's family said: "Angelina and Brad want to make sure Zahara doesn't feel alienated as the only black face in their family. She feels the children need a balance of faces in their life." Angelina is said to have fallen in love with a one-year-old girl from Oure Cassoni and asked her lawyers to begin the adoption process. "She is hoping to have her daughter home by the summer."
Angelina, 31, recently hinted that she wanted to have a balanced family. She said: "Should you balance the races, so there's another African person in the house for Zahara, after another Asian person in the house for Mad? We think so. Shiloh has Brad and me to look at."
God almighty, this is getting to the point where she’s just shuffling kids from one group home to another. Albeit a much sexier one. On one hand I think Brad Pitt might be getting a little annoyed with her shenanigans, on the other, this chick wants a bunch of kids and adopting them means he can still get into her trap whenever he wants. Not to mention the fact that everyone agrees that pregnant chicks are gross looking and they eat food in disgusting combinations. What are you, a catfish now?
First?
Yes !!!!!
you guys are lame. im super cool.
ANOTHER ONE?! Fuck sake someone make her stop. Apparently brown/yellow baby collecting is more addicitive than crack…
I think she is starting an orphanage by stealth - so she doesn’t have to pay for the building permits etx.
I hope they make another white one soon. In 18 years she can entertain us with her Website appearances on my ephone (or was it an iphone).
(and more expensive)
do n’t knock baby adopting til you try it bryce. You might be the one saying “juuuuust one more…that’s all i neeeed”
And I know we are all thinking this - but if she wants to adopt a pasty white boy - give her my I.P. address.
Thanks.
I hear Brad is trying to get her to cut down to one baby a week… Laylo: are you recommending crack or adoption? I’m so confused…
This bitch is out of her fucking mind! The UN needs to intervene
I’m not sure if she’s going for a power forward or a linebacker this time. Or maybe she’ll just take the best athlete available.
Came across this gag in Viz: “Anyone naming their child should spend a few minutes checking rhyming slang and dodgy sounding names. Brad and Angelina failed to do this when naming their kid Shiloh Pitt. At some point, someone at school is going to spoonerise her name.”
Why doesn’t Angelina get her children the same way I do? Thru internet chat rooms. Just kidding, FBI men!
her very own united colors of benetton. how sweet.
I can see angelina’s method to her madness. if she adpots one more then she is crazy. i know one woman who had three kids with one marriage and then two more with another. some women want a lot of kids to take care of. and she can`t have all of them naturally so she adopts. to do that she is not a selfish person.
When is she going to do more lesbian sex scenes??
I’m not sure if she is being selfless or greedy. I guess I’d be greedy too if I could handpick adorable babies for myself and money was no obstacle. But she needs to stop after this, it’s getting ridiculous.
Wait, why hasn’t she adopted an Indian/Pakistani child? Prejudiced bitch.
seriously, angelina is hot and all, but i’m quickly getting over wanting her to adopt and sexually abuse me. nothing screams “i need some attention and affirmation” more than keeping her swollen lips in the news by adopting a child of every nationality and building a scale model of the united nations in her home. bitch needs to go to rehab to deal with her attention-seeking issues.
http://www.rehabisthenewblack.com
Juan, at this point in the draft you have to choose depending on need, not necessarily the best athlete overall in the draft. I heard the top 3 on her draft board at this point are a girl from Chad, a little boy from Mozambique, and Leon Hall, corner from Michigan.