I'm not gonna lie to you, it’s a little discouraging to see a big mean dog get further with Jessica Alba than I have yet. The Sun UK says:
Jessica Alba showed her lucky pet pooch some serious lovin’ during a break in filming a make-up advert in Hollywood yesterday. The actress shocked cast and crew by sharing a slobbery wet kiss with her white Labrador. An onlooker said: "She planted a big smacker on her dog’s lips. “Jessica was very affectionate on set."
This might actually be good news because if she's willing to make out with terrifying dogs and Cash Warren, I'm gonna look like Brad Pitt in comparison. Not even Brad Pitt, but Brad Pitt holding a basket of massage oils and two dozen roses and a new Juicy handbag. The only bad news is that my penis may turn on me if I try to make it follow that dork Warren. My penis has pretty high standards. It might leap off the bed right when I have Jess in the mood and I'll have to chase it around the room with a fireplace shovel like on Tom and Jerry. Wouldn't be the first time. Crazy penis.
(more of Jess and the dog when she was a puppy HERE and HERE)
first post ever, and first.
She be showin’ serious live to the Starbuck’s straw, too.
Oh, and first.
Damn.
The next idiot – to be entering Rehab. Jessica Alba…..
Whatever make up company she’s doing the shoot for, she needs to keep wearing it. That’s the best she’s looked in a long time. Dayum.
Question is, did she kiss him before or after the volume of chunk he’s preppin’ to blow in the second photo?
If that is a ‘white labrador’ then I’m J-Lo… Just saying… stupid dog has prolly seen her naked too…
Oh…”When SHE was a puppy”?…well, there goes what I was going to say…;)
BTW, how long has she been back to brunette?
Wow, is that old blonde woman Ellen von Unwerth, the famous fashion photog? So this is for a shoot…
That dog looked at me with devil eyes. (Pic 4)
It’s not a labrador, looks more like a pitbull or pitbull mix.
Whatever breed of dog it is, it’s gettin’ more action than I am at the moment.
Jessica Alba is as dumb as box of soggy crackers.
FrankieG is right– that ain’t no lab. It looks like an albino version of those damn things the orcs were riding in Lord of the Rings. Yeah, they’re called wargs. I’m a nerd because I know that.
FIFTEENTH!!!!!
I thought doggs were retarded. If that cute F***face is so yummy, why didn’t he bite it??? would be just great seeing Jessica running around with a retarted and chopped off face.
If Jessica thinks a big frightening pitbull is a lab, maybe I can convince her my cock is a yummy piece of sugar.
I think she’s blowing the lucky dog in the pic 7.
What are you smoking? I see only 5 pics on this very site, your honor.
11:08, Your screen must be fucked up. It’s right after the one of the pooch lapping the peanut butter out of her twat…pic #6.