04.09.2007 BAM!

In what must be some type of editing error, the Daily Mail says, “Glowing with health and showing off her changing figure, this is Charlotte Church taking pregnancy in her stride.  The 21-year-old TV presenter, who is four months pregnant, is enjoying a no-expense-spared holiday in Thailand with a gaggle of female friends”.  So either the British are completely bat-shit crazy or that entire intro was written while snickering, because Charlotte Church is a butter-based lump and she looks disgusting.  If that’s even her.  It might also be John Goodman.  Picture 2 appears to show the villain from a kabuki play.


(62) Comments

  1. Stuntcock 04/09/2007 11:16

    Roll her back in to the water!

  2. BadChillings 04/09/2007 11:19

    who the hell is charolotte church? Is this just an excuse to show me fat chicks? If so, mission accomplished.

  3. rahizzel 04/09/2007 11:20

    Isn’t she an opera singer? Where did “tv presenter” come from? And what does that even mean?

  4. Willie Beamin 04/09/2007 11:22

    I’d do her…then I would kill myself

  5. Tennessee Tuxedo 04/09/2007 11:23

    Are you sure that’s not a picture of Britney 7 months ago?

  6. U-boat 04/09/2007 11:23

    4 months!? What the hell is she gestating, a pie factory?

  7. sicksauce 04/09/2007 11:24

    What the fuck is a Charlotte Church? Some new type of whale species?

  8. Willie Beamin 04/09/2007 11:26

    lol

  9. Morgan02 04/09/2007 11:29

    No hesitation, would do it. Thank you ladies and gentlemen.

  10. JC 04/09/2007 11:36

    4 months? Imagine this species at 9 cycles of the moon…even money she still smokes, too.

  11. TheGarethJones 04/09/2007 11:38

    YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN AND ARE ALWAYS TALKING CRAP ABOUT THESE POOR CELEBRITIES. WHY DONT YOU JUST SHUT UP. THESE GUYS WORK HARD. ITS HARD FOR A MAN TO MAKE IT IN THE ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS AND JUST BECAUSE HE’S A LITTLE OVERWEIGHT DOESN’T MEAN YOU HAVE TO TALK CRAP ABOUT HIM ALL THE TIME.

    Wait, isnt Charlotte a girl’s name?

  12. Arther 04/09/2007 11:39

    She’s an extremely successful child opera singer (Album: Voice of an Angel) though she gave it up to become a pop singer which was a mistake (didn’t do very well) now she presents The Charlotte Church Show (does a lot better) where she mostly swears and takes the piss out of people/things in it. She also dates a Welsh Rugby player (Gavin Henson). Guess she’s mostly famous in the UK (esp Wales) but I’ve seen worse pregnant chicks….it’s good she doesn’t give a shit.

  13. sicksauce 04/09/2007 11:45

    She’s as big as a church…someone had to say it.

  14. Matt 04/09/2007 11:46

    Charlotte Church used to be hot as all hell. (http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c118/samdiablo/images655737_Charlotte_Church3.jpg ;http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/262149~Charlotte-Church-Posters.jpg)

    She is pretty much the Welsh Britney Spears in about every way, from the high partying lifestyle, to the crescendo of getting pregnant, to being completely nasty. The only major difference is that Church actually had an incredible voice when she was younger and most of her fans were retired women.

  15. Mort 04/09/2007 11:47

    Way back in the day, she’d be considered a lovely example of “Rubenesque” beauty. Unfortunately, because that era has mercifully ended, today she’s a gross sow who looks like John Candy with cornrows. What I want to know is who drilled that?

  16. goat 04/09/2007 11:52

    so what! women gain weight during pregnancy. this is not news. charlotte church was hot as hell, and im sure she’d just loose the weight after giving birth. lighten up people! besides, look at them cans of hers! mmmm, somethin about big women. atleast i can admit it

  17. mRABbit 04/09/2007 11:55

    Isn’t that Rose McGowan? No wait, if it was Rose McGowan then there would be a trail of sphincter juice seeping out of her worn out brown eye behind her.

  18. Sam 04/09/2007 11:55

    She looks like she should be hangin’ out on the front porch with her baby daddy Jamal in downtown Baltimore. Some cheap bling and tats would complete this picture.

  19. Jim 04/09/2007 11:58

    @ Matt…..you’re right, I seem to remember about 2 or 3 years ago this chick being pretty damn hot. And before we get the “She’s pregnant, leave her alone….” crap, remember that she’s 4 months along. At this point she shouldn’t look like she’s gained 30 pounds. And if she does, she shouldn’t be out wearing the same bikini top she wore in 2000.

  20. Poon 04/09/2007 11:59

    At least she has big ol titties. For that reason alone…I would hit it and quit it. There is nothing better than fat chick tits. So squishy.

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