04.24.2007 BAM! (UPDATED)

Glasses of cigarettes must be filled with vitamins because Britney Spears looks awesome.  Its almost enough to make you forget that underneath that wig and hat is her weird shaved head and that she’s been sleeping around after giving birth to two giant babies, meaning you’d have to throw a glo-light into her vagina to find the bottom like in the those movies when they’re lying on the edge of a scary well or cave, or maybe if you don’t have a glo-light, drop a piece of paper in there and watch it flutter to the bottom.  Almost.

UPDATE - okay not really updated, but I wanted to get Roger Ebert off as the headline and some were wondering if this really was Britney.  According to Us magazine, it is 




(110) Comments

  1. JC 04/24/2007 11:18

    Third?

  2. bryce 04/24/2007 11:19

    I’m glad she got rid of people with advise like ‘Put on a top’ and ‘look in a mirror before you go out’. Girl looks like a whore. And that is a good thing!

  3. JC 04/24/2007 11:20

    Still FUG X 3 IMHO

  4. Juan 04/24/2007 11:20

    The girl DO love the goofy hats tho.

  5. Hater 04/24/2007 11:21

    she looks good after getting lipodissolve! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I have to start working out for sure after my last exam!!!!!!

  6. kanselm 04/24/2007 11:21

    Welcome back whore.

  7. Greg 04/24/2007 11:22

    That third picture makes her butt look scrumptious.

  8. Miriam 04/24/2007 11:23

    How is that even possible? Methinks she sold her soul to the devil.

  9. foo 04/24/2007 11:24

    Ahh,still no way I’d fuck that whore who made a fucking asshole a millionaire.

  10. nocturnal 04/24/2007 11:25

    and yet again i’d hit it :/

  11. foo 04/24/2007 11:25

    Like totally to the max

  12. Juan 04/24/2007 11:25

    @Hater: you got that right. Somewhere in a warehouse, there rest large vats of yellow fat extracted from this woman.

  13. Juan 04/24/2007 11:26

    I wish she’s dump the hats and wigs. I bet her head looks like a Chia Pet.

  14. JoeBlow 04/24/2007 11:29

    If I was a virgin which I am not and a metor was going to hit the earth in one hour and she wanted to fuck my brains out I would just have to die a virgin.

  15. brian16 04/24/2007 11:32

    As good as she looks I can’t get the bald/psycho/umbrella picture out of my head.

  16. Pedro! 04/24/2007 11:33

    shes back in pretty good shape

  17. Steve06 04/24/2007 11:39

    That is not her! Are you kidding me, looks nothing like her. You all got pwned!

  18. pepsiaftertaste 04/24/2007 11:39

    and now i would offically love to have Britney sit on my face and take a huge shit in my mouth while she sucks me off. I would chew it, savour it and swallow it. she’s fucking hot.

  19. Steve06 04/24/2007 11:42

    Where is the lower back tattoo of the fairy? http://www.vanishingtattoo.com/tattoo/celeb-spears.htm

  20. Fang Wu 04/24/2007 11:44

    I would love to get her pregnant, move into her mansion, and live off of her shit. I’d try to fuck her mom and her sister too.

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