"300" and "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" are the most-nominated flicks for this year's MTV Movie Awards - hosted by the great Sarah Silverman - with both nominated in Best Movie, Best Performance, Best Villain and Best Fight. And if you couldn't tell already, it's already instantly apparent that only girls vote for this sort of thing because both of these movies are homoerotic, thinly veiled gay porn and girls have horrible taste in movies. Except replace "thinly veiled" with "not thinly veiled". Especially "300". Uhh, are you trying to fight me or seduce me.
(complete list after the cut)
Best Movie
"300"
"Blades of Glory"
"Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan"
"Little Miss Sunshine"
"Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest"
Some major banana smuggling going on with the boys from 300.
Apparently I missed the homo-eroticism in 300. It must have been between one the fight scenes and the sex scene. Ugh. damn. How could I miss it.
third! and the second pirates sucked major balls. (
How could you miss it? Maybe you were blinded by all the bananas.
fourth!!!!
Sorry LD baby. Beat you to fourth.
300th!
Wowsers. First her birthday and now the MTV movie awards? Slow day today huh
I like sweaty, oiley, half-naked boys that like sweaty, oily, half-naked boys–is that so bad?!
Hey, guess what, if you’re ticking of your post number like you just got a gold in the goddamned Special Olympics then you’re a homo hippie freak. Got it? You want to make Nancy Reagan cry?? Do you?!
How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece? With a crow bar!! That was a very gay time for man.
i hate how a movie can make it in a nomination before it’s even out yet.
Bill: you funny, you make me pee.
These award shows are such a waste of anything… Just an excuse to promote useless actors to little girls and boys who have trouble making their own decision on what to and what not to like in life. FUCK YOU MTV, GO FIST YURSELF
And don’t knock 300….. you were all “oh shit I must see this movie as soon as you saw specific moment in the trailer, when Jerry Butler proclaims “THIS IS SPARTA” and punts that prick in the guts.
Well, first let me say I agree with Mike…..most award shows are ridiculous, but the MTV award show, while promoting itself as an “anti-Oscar”, is nothing but a 4-hour commercial. That being said, “Little Miss Sunshine” is one of the most overrated movies of the last ten years. “Blades of Glory” is a homeless man’s “Anchorman”. “300″ was decent, “Borat” was awesome, and I didn’t see the pirate movie, although Johnny Depp has been cool since he got fucked up in “Nightmare on Elm Street.” Oh, and that Will Smith “Pursuit of Happiness” movie was the worst thing Ive seen all year……oh wait, except for “Black Dahlia”–that sucked the big one. Jennifer Hudson…..I didnt see “Showgirls” or “Dreamworks” or whatever, but I’d like to tittyfuck her. Also, yes, I am aware that 99 percent of you won’t read this because its way too long. I dont care.
Ok, yes, “300″ was a bunch of half-naked men fighting instead of fucking. But you’ve gotta admit, it was still a helluva film.
That aside, MTV sucks ass and has since the early 90’s. These awards mean nothing to anyone who is old enough to matter to the economy or culture of this country… wait, brilliant idea! Is anyone here both close to the venue they’re presenting at this year AND an expert in bioterrorism?
why would nancy reagan cry over the olympics? did she have money on nancy kerrigan?
Fuck awards shows. Bunch of self-congratulatory wankfests.
ditto
Don’t care about MTV, but I must say that 300 was an awesome movie.
If you’re not comfortable enough as a man to watch a bunch of other buffed barely covered men fight, then you have some questions you need to ask yourself about your sexuality that would make you so uncomfy.