April 12, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Courtney Love is insisting that her dramatic weight loss recently was nothing more than the result of smart choices and healthy living, and I'm inclined to believe her, because when I think Courtney Love, I think "smart choices and healthy living".  But some others aren't so sure.  Page Six says:

Love insists her fabulous new figure is due to diet and exercise, but a friend said, "She's telling people she got the gastric band surgery. She even said she had to sleep with a towel by her because the surgery makes her [vomit] all the time and is worried she won't be able to make out with anyone because of her breath." But a rep for Love, who says she's dragged him to healthy macrobiotic restaurants, insists, "Not true. She says she never got surgery."

It doesn't even matter how it happened because she's a damn monster.  I'd rather have sex with a beehive.  But in other terrifying news, Shar Jackson somehow found 15,000 dollars and blew it on plastic surgery in a last ditch effort to cling to whatever fame she may have once had.  She got lipo and a breast lift.  And the resulting pictures (more of these over on Splash) are the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.  She must be some kind of immortal because I don't think you can just have chucks cut out of you like this.  Seriously, if my calculations are correct, she's a damn zombie.  

WARNING – seriously, picture 5 is disgusting.  Dont open it.  But if you do … is that fur?  What the hell is she? 


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