According to the Sun UK, Eva Longoria admits that she loves be sexually submissive, and that includes being tied up. Longoira says:
“I’m not averse to being tied up — I like a man to take charge. There’s something very sexy about being submissive.”
Chicks always say they want this kind of thing, but they only mean it in a very girly way. They want to be tied up with flower petals and kisses. They also say they want to be kidnapped and "forced" to do things, but only in some girly fantasy world. They seem to think kidnappers have long wind swept manes of hair and unbuttoned shirts, and they whisk women away on their pirate ships to feed them strawberries behind velvet blindfolds. A more realistic scenario is that the meth addict who broke into their house sets them on fire and buries them in the desert. He may or may not kill them first. If you’re a meth addict rapist, decisions like that are when you just follow your heart.
(yes the pictures are old, but somehow appropriate)
Judging from this photo, she likes getting poopered by black guys… Or at least she likes to advertise…
Dogward facing dog and such… Great rack on the fug monster to the far left, btw.
Hmmm, time to add Eva’s phone number to the old blackberry. I wonder if she’d let me bite a chunk out of her face, like De Niro did in Cape Fear?
ham on the bone
love to take a shit in her mouth, and then let her reciprocate.
This is what Jessica Alba would be if she didn’t become famous til age 30. All this chick does is talk about stupid hypothetical sexual situations to try to keep herself in the gossip headlines.
Truth is she’s a virgin, saving herself for Prince Charming. The other talk is just “reminder” style advertising.
“If you
At least she remembered to shave her mustache today.
Angel Eyes: Ouch is right. i fiugured this weekend it would be like 10-5 million. this reminds me of the recent movie Eragon. A good movie with a lot of hype. Now it can be said Grindhouse officially bombed at the box office. 53 million to make and it made about 16 or 17 million. Also I have to agree with Conal about her talking shit. I wouldn`t kick Eva otta bed, but i like them a little paler.
She couldnt handle me. the story of my life, too much man for most women.
Why doesn’t she just come out and admit she digs ass to mouth?
In every one of those pics you can tell she is posing for the paparazzi–either that, or she’s practicing method acting for her upcoming role in “Butt sluts VII”. Here’s a hint, Eva–graduating from the Paris Hilton Academy of Famewhores is not an accomplishment.
What a fucking whore
Note this last part:
“Eva, engaged to basketball star TONY PARKER, 24, also said that footballer DAVID BECKHAM was her dream dinner date.”
Yep, the article looks legit to me. ;)
Pork Sauce, be more sensitive to her Latin heritage. She refers to it as her Uncle Sanchez.
I doubt this is true….Eva seems like the type to want to use a strap on to fuck her man, and Tony Parker is French, so that means he would like it.
Also, her ass looks fantastic in pics 1 and 2.
JIm: Methinks she doth not need a strap on. Any “chick” who feels such a desperate need to point out her submissiveness in bed is sporting wood.
Sure, she’s a media whore, but at least she’s not another skinny blonde media whore with a crooked nose and a boney ass. Media whores with nice asses go a long way in my book.