04.18.2007 HAYDEN DOES THIS ALL THE TIME

I only barely know who Hayden Panettiere is, so I must admit that it was a brilliant piece of strategy for her to lick everything in sight for about two years and eventually earn a spot in my heart.  Well played Miss Panettiere.  You are truly a worthy adversary.  Alas, my obsession lies with another.  I speak of course of the Black Cat Diamond.  Oh madness, must you bewitch me with your siren song!

(thanks to Latino heartthrob Juan, who saw this last week and sent most of these new ones in)




(94) Comments

  1. Yillis 04/18/2007 18:35

    FIRST!

  2. Yillis 04/18/2007 18:38

    for an actual comment, this is the second time a story has started with “I only barely know who Hayden Panettiere is”

  3. Clavo 04/18/2007 18:38

    when does she turn 18?? she’s definitely looking like a porn is in her future

  4. Ravener 04/18/2007 18:40

    Why couldn’t she lick another underaged girls tongue? WHY? WHY???

  5. KJ 04/18/2007 18:44

    I want to ride that bitch all night long.

  6. JewishSurfer 04/18/2007 18:48

    Am I the only one who doesn’t find her particularly attractive even with her recent penchant for licking things?

  7. Lightdragon 04/18/2007 18:54

    Ravener she’s practicing for the real thing. first you gotta lick objects then if it seems right you go onto better things like licking dogs tongues first. then you go onto girls’ tongues.

  8. Lightdragon 04/18/2007 18:55

    you’re not the only one JS.

  9. Condo MD 04/18/2007 18:55

    I would do her, legalities aside.

  10. EdgardoElegante 04/18/2007 19:01

    Looks like she found her calling in life.

  11. Gavrilo 04/18/2007 19:01

    I used to lick food so my brothers couldn’t claim it; didn’t know that worked with Stanley Cups. Or boobs.

    Finding Hayden unattractive is not an option.

  12. Squarepusher 04/18/2007 19:04

    i got something for her to lick !!! :)

  13. mike glenn 04/18/2007 19:07

    she is still amazing in my book,and she can save the world!

  14. Robert_Paulson 04/18/2007 19:10

    I’m not sure but I think she is licking the name of Oilers enforcer Kevin McClelland. This of course is because Hayden likes it a little rough if you know what I mean. Bravo to Kevin and the rest of the 1984 Oilers for having your name contact with Ms. P’s tounge.

  15. eggs 04/18/2007 19:14

    she was originally cast for a part in the movie i am working on. after seeing these pictures i really wish she was. instead we got her friend on heros (danielle sarve or something?) maybe she knows some good licking tricks from hayden.

  16. Buster Hymen 04/18/2007 19:14

    i would absolutely destroy her most private of privates

  17. IC 04/18/2007 19:19

    I agree with JS. She’s very (VERY) average at most.

  18. foo 04/18/2007 19:20

    A fucking whore in training

  19. Hairy 04/18/2007 19:25

    Awesome, she’s licking the exact spot where I kissed the Stanley Cup when it visited SoCal a few years ago.

  20. Dave02 04/18/2007 19:27

    That’s not how normal girls normally lick things. That’s 100% porno-lick.

    I’d paint the inside of that mouth (and everything else) for her.

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